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I present to you my solution to world hunger. Christina Aguilera. Specifically. Christina Aguilera’s lactating breasts. She could feed Ethiopia with those sweater puppies. WHO would write about her in journals like she was Jesus Christ. “And the streets were bathed in milk. Not one family would go hungry again.” You know those Girls Gone Wild commercials where women rub themselves and try to act sexy while their thin white t-shirts are being doused with water? I imagine that’s what her baby will be doing with her breast milk.

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Christina Aguilera used to have tits so big that when she held her baby, he could never feel the warmth of his mother. Instead, he was comforted by two lifeless, surprisingly malleable, bags …

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Check it out. Ten photos of Christina Aguilera turning her head to the left. Amazing! Remember guys. You saw it here first. And if you didn’t, just say you did.

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Ever since Christina had her baby, her breasts seem to be getting bigger and bigger. I’m not complaining, it’s just that I’m worried that one day she’ll start tipping over. What if no …

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An old Christina Aguilera David LaChapelle photoshoot from an issue of Interview magazine in 2004 has been floating around today. The blown up picture of Christina is possibly photoshopped,
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Christina Aguilera was a guest on Larry King last night and the interview turned awkward really quick. Larry said that Christina is known for being a soft singers, but Christina corrects him …

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If I’m reading this correctly, and I’m pretty sure I am, these pictures of Christina Aguilera partying at LAX seem to indicate that when sexy, big breasted girls dance, they enjoy touching …

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Christina Aguilera at the LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas on May 31st, looking like her usual clown-faced self.
Her boobs are too big! She used to have such a cute little petite frame. Those massive …

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Christina Aguilera and simian husband Jordan Bratman’s foray into parenthood hasn’t stopped them from enjoying sexy skinny dips in their pool. The two can be often heard splashing around …

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“I haven’t quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I’m loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular! I’ve just got back into the gym and I’m doing some …

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Here’s Xtina in her new set of ads for Stephen Webster jewelry.
Says Webster:
“She was a real coup for us. She’s our longest-term regular client and the right age for the brand. We think …