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TMZ is reporting that one of Britney’s drug tests came back positive, but that the “source” who reported this to them claims it was a false positive.

Meanwhile, there’s a video circulating of rehearsals for Britney’s VMA performance, with a stand-in instead of Britney. This is supposed to be the super-amazing dance number they had planned before Britney fucked it all up.

Frankly, this is pretty much the exact same number Brit performed. She landed all her moves. The difference here is the camera angles — it actually looks better when you get more of the backup dancers and less of the “Britney.” Video’s below.

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60-year-old James Woods takes his 21-year-old girlfriend, Ashley Madison, to an LA event on Sunday.

Yeah, that’s right.

She was born in 1986.

This girl was invented after Nintendo.

Way to go, James.

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Congrats to 22-year-old Chelsy Davy, who officially dumped a Prince of England. Ah, to even have the opportunity …

Chelsy reportedly dumped Prince Harry — who she’d been dating for three years — because she was unhappy with his Playboy lifestyle, and his decision to attend the rugby world cup final in Paris in October instead of her birthday party.

Harry, baby, call me. You’ve heard we American girls have loose morals. Let me prove it.

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“It sounds like you’re a stripper.”

Alicia Keys’ mother, when she heard her daughter’s first choice for a stage name: Alicia Wild.

The singer was born Alicia Augello-Cook.

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Eva Amurri — Susan Sarandon’s daughter — makes an appearance at the Out 100 awards in NYC.

She’s gone from an awkward teen to the spitting image of her mother!

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The perpetually redheaded model/socialite/Cisco Adler bedmate was ready for a change of pace, I guess.

This actually doesn’t look bad, but I think she’s hotter as a redhead.

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That bitch on The View, baby boy, blah blah blah blah, born.

Baby is healthy.

Sadly, so is Elizabeth.

She’s fucking calling into the show on Monday to announce the baby’s name.

Seriously?

The kid is less than a day old and you’re already exploiting him?

Elizabeth, when you die, I hope this kid sells fucking tickets for people to come and deface your corpse and sits nearby, watching, counting his money and whispering “So how does this make you feel, Mom?”

And you know what else?

I hope Rosie O’Donnell is the first in line.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

I know, I know. I was shocked, too. I took a quick glance at this picture, and I thought it was a long, sleek, tight-fitting dress, and I was like, “Wow, Sharon! Very classic! Very chic! I take it all back — you have an ounce of fashion sense in that cropped little head.”

And then I realized it was a Spandex pantsuit.

She looks like she’s about to run the New York marathon in heels.

Jesus, Sharon. Why are you so weird?

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Ewwww, Ewwww, Ewwww. The weasel really let him self go and it was a way I never ever needed to see Pauly Shore. Did I say Ewww?