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So, remember when James Dean crashed his car and died? How much would you have paid for that car. $50k? 100k? Did you miss out on that deal? Well, some genius has the next best thing.

Go to eBay and you’ll find Lindsay Lohan’s VERY OWN scratched and dented Mercedes up for bid. Now, you can be one step closer to stardom. Practice your own vagina shots as you step out of this car. Did you get it right? Good, now you too can be a celebrity. Really, that’s all it takes. 1 vagina shot and you will be well on your way to rehab.

An anonymous seller has taken to eBay to hawk the 2005 black Mercedes SL-Class the actress was driving when she crashed on Sunset Boulevard last May, allegedly under the influence of booze and drugs. The price: $110,500. It has 6,207 miles on it and is driveable, following repairs.

Oh, the stories this car could tell, let me tell you. C’mon. Put your nose right up to the leather. Can you smell that? Shhh… don’t tell anyone. You’ve just smelled Lindsay’s Vagina. Does it remind you of Vieux Boulogne? Don’t sniff too long or you might inhale some cocaine residue. Better wash that nose though. Herpes does NOT only attack the genitalia. – Captain Swarthy

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Lindsay Lohan was bored the other day so she decided to hit up Twitter and post a topless photo of herself with only her hair covering her breasts. I love bored attention whores. Lindsay says …

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According to Holy Moly, police are planning to question Lindsay Lohan regarding $49,000 worth of missing jewelery from a magazine shoot she did in London. Sources say Lindsay seemed a little …

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Lindsay Lohan flew to London in a bid to stalk her ex, Samantha Ronson, and somehow convince her that she’s not a complete lunatic and that they’re relationship deserves another shot. Surprisingly, …

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Lindsay Lohan was at London’s Cuckoo nightclub last week and Dean Piper of the Mirror was sitting right next to her. He was not impressed. In fact, he was a little worried. He described Lindsay …

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If she’s not stalking her ex across the world, she’s getting wasted at clubs. Here’s Lindsay exiting Cuckoo club in London looking like she’s one step away from passing out in a gutter.
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Not only has Lindsay Lohan ruined her own career, she might ruin designer Esteban Cortazar’s. Lohan, who is unemployed, is in Paris talking to the House of Emanuel Ungaro about working as …

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According to The Daily Mail via NYDN, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be back on or at least friends again. Lohan was spotted leaving Ronson’s home Monday morning. Presumably after spending …

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You will pick that up now.

On Tuesday it was reported that police responded to a security alarm at Lindsay Lohan’s home to discover what seemed to be a ransacked house. They later discovered …

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Police responded to a security alarm at Lindsay Lohan’s house at 3 PM on Tuesday. There they found evidence of a break-in and burglary. Or so they thought. Upon further investigation, they …

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One of the more ridiculous rumors today is that after she broke up with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay slept with about two dozen guys in the past two months resulting in an unplanned pregnancy. A …