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Katie Holmes ran a 26.2 mile marathon in New York over the weekend and crossed the finish line in 5 hours and 29 minutes. She finished 34,193th out of 39,085 runners competing. As you can tell, it was a grueling walk at 12 minutes per mile. Whew. Beads of sweat are dripping down my face just thinking about it.

Cruise told PEOPLE that he is “very” proud of Holmes, whom he finds “inspired. She trained for three months.”

Wait… 3 months? Did her training regime consist of walking to the fridge and back to get a Dr. Pepper?

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Katie Holmes filmed a guest appearance for So You Think You Can Dance yesterday in what “seems like a huge Broadway production.” To anyone who is tricked into believing this was all spontaneous, …

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Katie Holmes has already signed on to Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, which is reportedly really making Tom Cruise sad because he wanted to have sex and have another baby. That’s what straight …

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Katie Holmes looked stunning at the premiere of Valkryie earlier this month in Japan. Especially her long, luxurious hair which was the toast of the town. But her new look was more than just …

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Lohan shot a Madonna-themed photo shoot which she assumed would be on the cover much like her naked Marilyn Monroe-themed shoot was the cover of NY Mag. Now she’s pissed at Katie Holmes because …

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Victoria Beckham’s new lingerie ads for Armani came out today. The adverts show her sprawled out on the floor in polka dot bra and panties. The other shows her sitting on the edge of the bed. …

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Egads, way to ruin another fantasy of mine, Reality. Katie Holmes had a herpes outbreak the other day in NYC and Suri seemed to be at a loss for words. In this photo it looks like she’s mouthing,
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In the NY Times piece on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Cruise said that he “knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her.” Katie Holmes sort of shared the same sentiment admitting before that …

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I don’t know what magic aging filters The Daily Mail has in their arsenal or why they chose to use them on her, but it’s your move Katie. Make it count.
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Katie Holme’s reasons for her busted grill:

I ran into a door
It was my fault, I shouldn’t have overcooked the chicken
He only gets like this when he’s drinking
I should have explained …

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Sigh, Tom. No matter how many suits you dress Katie in or how short you cut her hair it still doesn’t change the fact she doesn’t have a penis. Can you let her grow her hair long again and …