Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Brad’s dressed for the premiere of Oliver!, but they’re actually at the Beowulf premiere in LA.

Angelina is dressed as a coat rack.

Eat, woman!

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Little Abigail Breslin attends the Glamour Magazine 2007 Women of The Year Awards.

I love her little purse!!!

She’s like Dakota Fanning without all the creepy preternatural intelligence. It’s not that she’s not poised and professional — she is — but it’s nice to see a young star who looks and acts like a young star. I just love her.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

We may not have gotten Britney’s, but we can take some solace in the fact that Shia LaBeouf’s post-Walgreens-fracas mug shot was released.

A little red around the eyes there, Shia.

Welcome to the big time, kiddo!

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

OMG.

White girls should not say “booty” under any circumstances.

This track is so boring.

Sorry.

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Oh Sarah Jessica Parker. You’re not the prettiest girl around; you have overly-veiny hands, and you’re supposedly super anal-retentive, but I like you nonetheless. While most people (okay most normal, non-famous people) would be crushed to come in first in a very public ugly contest, Sarah Jessica Parker says it doesn’t matter to her in the least. Hey if nothing else, she’s a good liar. Ahem, I mean actress.

Sarah Jessica Parker has laughed off the title of Unsexiest Woman Alive, insisting she is unfazed by what critics have to say about her looks. The Sex and the City star, 42, was named alongside singers Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears and Madonna, and Grey’s Anatomy star Sandra Oh in the new poll by Maxim magazine last month (Oct07).

But Parker claims she isn’t bothered by the scathing survey. She says, “What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now.

“I believe in the old ’sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy. I don’t think I am, either.”

[From the Post Chronicle]

Damn girl! Most people would at least go off on Maxim and how stupid/vain/mean-spirited it is to have an “Unsexiest” list. She didn’t even do that. I really hate people that are good at taking the high road. It means that they’re happy and confident and either not full of themselves at all – or so full of themselves that it doesn’t even occur to them to care. Either way, it sounds like a nice way to live.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

There should really be some manner of Brody Jenner Slept with Me to Be Famous club. Instead of giving out free toasters, they could give out reality TV shows. Or a 4-week stay at Promises. Either works.

Lauren Conrad and Nicole Richie — who have both been linked to Brody, along with the rest of Hollywood — are apparently all buddy-buddy now, lunching together at Joan’s last week, and getting sushi together on Sunday night.

Get ready to see Nicole’s baby on The Hills, kids.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Thank God for small favors.

Jewel’s special brand of angst is coming to the country world!

She’s signed with a country label and plans to pursue life on the country charts.

“If I had been discovered now, living in my car in San Diego, I think I would have been signed as a country act,” she says. “As a singer/songwriter and as a storyteller, I’m old fashioned. I like a beginning middle and end to my songs. That’s pretty much just country radio now.”

Seriously, Jewel, you haven’t been living in your car for like 20 years now. You’ve been living on a sprawling ranch with a male model. Can we move on?

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

“Although I lost by the slimmest margin in presidential election history — only 10 votes — I have chosen not to put the country through another agonizing Supreme Court battle. It is time for this nation to heal.”

Stephen Colbert, whose request to run in the 2008 presidential election was barred by the South Carolina Democratic Executive Council, which voted last week to keep the host of “The Colbert Report” off the state’s primary ballot. The vote was 13-3.

Sad!!!

2012!!!

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Members of the Writers Guild of America went on strike early this morning.

The shows most impacted are news-centric talk shows, like The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

There are rumors that Jon Stewart has decided not only to support the writers’ strike, but to pay his staff through his production company, Busboy Productions. His rep denies it, but the rumors persist.

It’ll be interesting to see how this all plays out.

Source: theblemish.com

Maxim magazine recently named Sarah Jessica Parker as one of the unsexiest women alive along with Madonna, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears and Sandra Oh. However, this doesn’t bother her in the slightest. SJP says,

“What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now.
“I believe in the old ’sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy.
“I don’t think I am, either.”

It makes me so angry when people turn the other cheek. How dare they not stoop to my level of immaturity. When I call Sarah Jessica Parker a horse, I expect tears like the ones I get from 7-year-olds when I run over their Nintendo DS with my car. Her ambivalence is unacceptable. Now I just want to stomp around my room and kick my stuffed animals in frustration. Take that Mr. Fluffles.