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E! Online reports producers for MTV’s scripted drama The Hills are casting for “key roles” for Heidi and Spencer’s wedding.

We’re hearing that Roxy Olin (daughter of Brothers & Sisters’ Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig), whom you’ll remember as Jason Lewis’ girlfriend on B&S, is in final talks to be “cast” as Heidi’s Maid of Honor!

E! speculates it’s because Heidi and Spencer have no friends. That seems unlikely though. Aren’t using people as a stepping stone and burning bridges the foundation of every friendship? If it is, then they must have tons of friends. If not, then Spencer and Heidi might want to get someone else to start their car every morning.

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Those two doofuses, Heidi and Spencer, returned to Mexico today or yesterday for a pretend honeymoon and a photo op. Normally I wouldn’t give in to their fame-whoring (The Blemish does not …

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Us Weekly talked to Heidi Montag’s mom, Darlene Egelhoff, and asked her her thoughts on Heidi’s elopement with Spencer in Mexico. The very perceptive Egelhoff gives the marriage six months …

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Shocking, just, shocking news today from Huffington Post. The site reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Mexican wedding may be a complete sham. They note that there was no mention …

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If any of you thought that Heidi and Spencer eloping was a big publicity stunt designed to milk as much fame and cash out of the media as is humanly possible, congratulations, you’re the big …

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If any of you thought that Heidi and Spencer eloping was a big publicity stunt designed to milk as much fame and cash out of the media as is humanly possible, congratulations, you’re the big …

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There’s a rumor floating around the interwebs that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have wed in a secret ceremony in Mexico. Why Mexico? The United States has laws against inbreeding.
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will guest star in a January episode of How I Met Your Mother. They will be playing themselves. Because they suck at acting.
“They will be playing magazine cover-versions …

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt attended the Taco Bell’s “Reality Check Challenge” where they ate a taco to bring awareness to the World Relief Hunger Movement. Remember, the only way to …

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Yes! With each passing year, Heidi’s looks begin to fade and she becomes more and more irrelevant. Plus, her refusal to nurture any skill that doesn’t involve sitting there and looking pretty
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Has this what it’s come down to? Staging photo shoots in the middle of Whole Foods. Pretending to be blissfully unaware that you’re holding two watermelons, two oranges and two peaches in …