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After the flop that was El Cantante, Jennifer Lopez needed a film that would breathe some life into her career. Preferably something Oscar worthy. Sadly, Bordertown is not that film. In fact, Bordertown is so far from that film that it’s going direct to video. Page Six writes,

“Bordertown” – where J. Lo plays a reporter probing the murders of female factory workers in Mexico – will hit video stores in January, reports Moviefone. Co-starring Antonio Banderas, the flick was booed at the Berlin International Film Festival.

Hm, Jennifer Lopez makes bad movies and bad music. If Jennifer fails in one more medium, she’ll have completed the trifecta of crap. I bet that would make her sad. Suicidal even. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen because that would be just awful.

Dammit, I forgot no one can see me winking over the net.

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If you let Jennifer Lopez borrow expensive jewelery, you might as well kiss it goodbye because J.Lo is keeping it. Lopez was lent $50,000 worth of diamonds for the launch of Andrew Lieberman’s …

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In a bid to restart her acting career, Jennifer Lopez may star in the Broadway musical In the Hieghts. An insider tells Page Six that Jennifer chatted up the producer, Meryl Poster, at Nobu …

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Jennifer Lopez was without her wedding ring again for the red carpet of the Golden Globes. Don’t jump to conclusions just yet. Naturally, there’s a perfect reasonable explanation. Lopez …

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Physically abusive! Hey-oooo! Star Magazine’s Jan. 26th issue says that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s fights have escalated past the normal screaming and shouting. It’s gotten violent. …

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In an attempt to quell those divorce rumors and maybe make it more shocking when they announce their split via duet after Valentine’s day, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez have been on vacation …

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Instead of letting people find out through leaked documents or leaking the story to the press themselves, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have decided to announce their divorce by singing a …

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Instead of letting people find out through leaked documents or leaking the story to the press themselves, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have decided to announce their divorce by singing a …

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According to Page Six, Jennifer Lopez is so insecure in her relationship with Marc Anthony that she sends her assistants to go to his concerts to make sure he’s not banging groupies backstage. …

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s marriage is reportedly on the rocks. The two have been spotted in the past week without their engagement rings. Us will have you believe it’s a clear indication …

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Like the rest of Hollywood, Jennifer Lopez squeezed into a dress and showed up at the premiere of Benjamin Button. Luckily her breasts distracted everyone from her icy stare and ginormous ass.
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