What are you doing with that mic, Avril?

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Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne performed at Moscow’s club B1 Maximum and looked like she was about to deep throat her microphone. Horrible singers usually have to play off their sexuality or else people will ultimately realize what they’re listening to is complete and utter garbage. I could bang two trash can lids together and it would be more melodic than anything Avril has ever done. Listening to 1,000 monkeys being set on fire would be more bearable than listening to her banshee scream. I sometimes get the feeling that the only reason people go to her concert is either because they’re tone deaf or they just want to see up her skirt. So, um, anyone have Avril tickets they don’t want?

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Published on October 8th, 2007 in Avril Lavigne
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Run, bitch

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Avril Lavigne was briefly stalked by a super fan earlier this week as she was walking down Hollywood Boulevard. Hollywood TV was filming Avril when a large dude approached her and asked for …

Published on December 2nd, 2008 in Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne banned from Malaysia

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Avril Lavigne may be banned from Malaysia for the same reason I was. Being too sexy. Islamic opposition has requested the Malaysian government cancel an Avril Lavigne performance on Aug. 29 …

Published on August 19th, 2008 in Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne is sneaky

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I don’t usually comment on women’s fashion or make-up because it’s a subject I know nothing about and I’m not gay, but here’s Avril Lavigne at Prive in Vegas. I think she went a little …

Published on May 2nd, 2008 in Avril Lavigne

People pay money for this

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Hate your life? Then treat yourself to an Avril Lavigne concert. They seem wonderful. In fact, it might just give you the motivation you need to kill yourself. The Washington Post reviewed Avril’s …

Published on April 18th, 2008 in Avril Lavigne

Hilary Duff’s Take on Hollywood’s Other Teen Idols

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Hilary Duff graces the cover of May’s Allure and in it she talks about other stars her age and her relationship with them.
On Lindsay Lohan:
“Supposedly, I stole Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend …

This makes no sense

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Avril Lavigne is pretty. Annoying, but pretty. Deryck Whibley, not so much. It’s safe to say evolution left him behind. Like, if he and evolution were playing hide-and-seek, evolution would …

Published on April 14th, 2008 in Avril Lavigne, Deryck Whibley

Avril Lavigne is clever

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Ashton Kutcher’s new reality prank show called Pop Fiction debuted last night. The concept of the show is to trick paparazzi and gossip rags into believing the stories fed to them by stars …

Published on March 10th, 2008 in Ashton Kutcher, Avril Lavigne, Paris Hilton

“Pop Fiction” set up Avril Lavigne’s baby shopping trip

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Remember last week, when Paris Hilton was seen around town with a guy dressed like a shaman? That story turned out to be fake, but that wasn’t the whole story. Paris and her fake guru were …

Published on March 10th, 2008 in Ashton Kutcher, Avril Lavigne, Paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Reality Shows

Avril Lavigne does some baby shopping

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Avril Lavigne must truly be one of the most disliked celebrities on the internet. She has famously gone to war against several bloggers and spit on members of the paparazzi. Not the best way …

Published on February 20th, 2008 in Avril Lavigne, Deryck Whibley

Avril Lavigne does some baby shopping

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Published on February 20th, 2008 in Avril Lavigne, Deryck Whibley


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