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Uh, Michael? That’s not Lindsay.

An abusive father and her drug addled little girl were reunited yesterday when Michael Lohan visited Lindsay at Cirque Lodge rehab. The two were seemingly overjoyed to see each other as they spent several hours together “healing old wounds.”

“The moment Lindsay saw Michael, she started running and jumped into her father’s arms,” says an eyewitness to the reunion. “Her father hugged her and swung her around. Lindsay was so happy. It was very emotional.”

Bystanders could have sworn they heard “cha-ching!” come out of Michael Lohan. However, insiders report Michael to be sincere. Lindsay was seen passed out in Michael’s arms after sharing their feelings over a handle of vodka. Aww, what a sweet father / daughter moment.

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Lindsay Lohan took to her MySpace blog to defend against claims that she and Samantha Ronson are breaking up. She wrote:
y vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a …

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s relationship has deteriorated to the point where the two are seeking couple’s counseling. A source tells Page Six they “fight like cats and dogs” …

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The Sun, The Daily Mail and Holy Moly are all reporting that Lindsay Lohan and boy/girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into a fight over her ex, Calum Best, who she ran into for the second time …

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Back in 2006, Lindsay Lohan was a raging, pantiless crackhead screwing everything in site and had more white powder up her nose than Santa Claus when he fell off his sleigh. It was during this …

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On Friday night, a anti-fur protester caked Lindsay Lohan’s head with a huge, white load. Of flour. The protester shouted, “Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!,” as she made her triumphant mark. PETA …

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Maria Menounos from Access Hollywood interviewed Lindsay Lohan about the election, her leggings and prop 8. At the beginning of the interview, Maria asked Lindsay what election night meant for …

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At the celebration of her legging line, 6126, at Pure in Vegas, Lindsay requested the services of a body double so she could make a hasty retreat from the back of the club in hopes of avoiding
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Old or new, this photo shoot of Lindsay Lohan is pretty awesome. She sort of reminds me of that prostitute I killed and stuffed into the back of my… oh crap, I’ve said too much.
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Lindsay Lohan may be dating Samantha Ronson but that doesn’t mean she’s given up the penis. A friend tells Full Disclosure that Lindsay insists she still loves men and that Samantha is the …

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Remember when I said implied Lindsay Lohan’s career was in bad shape and that Ali Lohan was the “Great Red Hope?” I wasn’t joking. Sources are saying that Lindsay has no “lucrative” …