Paris Hilton wants a baby
Source: theblemish.com
In an interview with Elle Magazine, 26-year-old socialite and professional retard Paris Hilton wants a baby by next year and is committed to getting her body ready for the event. Probably by scraping the dried up semen out of her vagina. At least she’s getting pregnant for the right reasons.
A source said: “Paris told me, ‘I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it’s time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.’ “
Paris Hilton will be as bad of a mother as Britney Spears. Have you ever seen a 6 month old dress like a whore and flash her vagina? Well you’re about to if Paris has a kid. But, let’s look at this realistically. Paris doesn’t follow through on anything she puts her mind to. She wanted to build some sort of halfway shelter for recently released inmates. The closest she came to doing that was getting a haircut. 3 months after the baby is born, Paris Hilton will be bored with it and drop it off at the Salvation Army and then tell social services it “ran away. Just like my chihuahua. Probably got hit by a car or something.”
