David Letterman Almost Makes Paris Hilton Cry

Paris Hilton went on David Letterman and all Dave talked about was jail, jail, jail!

After repeatedly asking Dave to stop questioning her on her experience in jail, Paris almost breaks down in tears. You can see in her face (with about 3:21 left) that she is ready to either cry or walk off and then a fan yells out that he loves her and snaps her out of it.

The audience is basically laughing at her throughout the entire interview. I almost felt bad for our favorite lanky whore! If you missed this, check it out. It’s pretty entertaining! Heh.

Published on September 30th, 2007 in Attention Whores, Celebrity Sluts, David Letterman, Funny Shit, Paris Hilton, Videos

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon Granted a Marriage License!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

How long will this one last?

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon applied for and were granted a marriage license in Las Vegas on Saturday.

Omg, does she fall ‘in-love’ easily or what? She obviously hasn’t learned from her past mistakes. By the time she is Elizabeth Taylor’s age she’ll probably have had more husbands!

Salomon has done all kinds of Hollywood bitches including ex-wife Shannon Doherty and Paris Hilton in her famous video.

Pam says she and Salomon have been friends or 15 years. She said on her website recently,

“I’m in love…And my work is fun and creative. I’m healthy…I’m having the best time in my life.”

Whatever.

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Published on September 30th, 2007 in Attention Whores, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Love, Celebrity Marriage, Pamela Anderson, Vegas

A marriage made in sex tape heaven!

Source: seriouslyomg.com

Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon have obtained a marriage license in Las Vegas and are expected to marry ASAP if they are not already married according to Norm Clarke. Pamela and Rick have been friends for 15 years, but have just recently started dating and as you can tell it got serious real fast. You would think that Pamela after two quickie marriages to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock that she would have to learned to wait a while before rushing into marriage…guess not. This is not Rick Solomon’s first Hollywood bad girl marriage, he was also married to Shannen Doherty. Both also share famous sex tapes…hers with Tommy Lee and his with Paris Hilton. Both can rest (or make a sex tape) a little easier with the news of the death of celebrity sex tape distributor David Hans Schmidt.

Well let’s hope this marriage works out for Pamela, she deserves one!

Published on September 30th, 2007 in Marriage, Sex, Sex Tape

Dexter is back for blood on Showtime tonight at 9p!

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Dexter is finally back for season 2 on Showtime at 9p! The show that became the most talked about show is back for more blood and just like a Vampire I needed my blood fix! Dexter (Michael C Hall) is back and did killing his brother change for him? Doakes has made Dexter his number one case, how will that effect Dexter’s killing schedule? Debra is slowly dealing with the fact that her fiancee tried to slice her up and getting back to work. Rita is dealing with her husband being in jail something that will change in the second episode… All this and so much more is coming up in the second season of Dexter! Oh and did I mention that at the end of the first episode they find something of Dexter’s that he was hoping they would never find… That find is going to effect Dexter and the whole second season!
So tune into Dexter tonight at 9p on Showtime! BTW if you never saw the first season of Dexter, no worries there is a great catch up segment on the beginning of the show! And you don’t want to miss this gem!
On another note, if you love the music of Dexter as much as I do you can purchase the soundtrack at the Dexter store on Showtime!!!!

Published on September 30th, 2007 in Showtime

Brotherhood is back with the Showtime family tonight at 10p!

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Brotherhood is back for its second season tonight at 10p on Showtime. The family is moving on from last season. Michael is slowing get back to where he was before the head injury. He is also trying to get his place back in the underworld kingpin and he is asking Declan to help him find out who beat him up. Tommy and Eileen are dealing with the fact the he knows about what she does in her free time and he still can’t handle it. Lila their daughter is feeling it and wait until she what she does to get her out frustration. Rose is being screwed at work, but don’t worry she can handle it! By the end of the first episode Michael is back to where he was and I can’t wait to see how seeks out revenge!

For those of you missing Sopranos, this show is good fix! Switch over from HBO and find about the amazing shows on Showtime that you have been missing! So start out with Botherhood tonight at 10p and Dexter at 9p!

Published on September 30th, 2007 in Family, Showtime

Is Mel Gibson drinking again?

Source: seriouslyomg.com

1466155688_da01f490e0.jpg?v=0 Mel Gibson was caught out having fun in Bali bar according to The Sun. A witness told the paper in an interview:

Resident Diana Shearin said: “I thought, ‘Holy Cocktail — it’s Mel Gibson!

“Within seconds he was the centre of attention, surrounded by gorgeous young women.

“He was laughing and seemed to be having the time of his life.

“He was very congenial actually, but he looked like he had been partying hard — nothing like the suave, smooth-looking dude you see in the movies. His minders weren’t keen on anyone taking pictures.”

Sounds like and looks like he is back to his old ways, you know the ones that made him a household name again in a bad way.

Published on September 30th, 2007 in Mel Gibson

Mario Batali tries to teach a drunk Jimmy Kimmel and Danny Devito to cook

Source: seriouslyomg.com

What you didn’t see is that before this segment Danny Devito and Jimmy Kimmel downed about 4 shots of Danny Devito’s Premium Limoncello in one segment! It is just so fun to watch as the two get more and more wasted as the segment goes on. Sadly though the last segment of the show was not on YouTube, but they were both gone by that point between all the Linoncello and wine!!!
BTW I can’t wait to try to that limoncello!

Published on September 29th, 2007 in Danny Devito, Drunk, Jimmy Kimmel

Cops celebrates 20 years on Fox tonight at 8p

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Can you believe Cops is 20 years old? Well tonight on Fox at 8p you can watch the best of Cops and believe me it is must see TV! It is incredible how stupid some of the people they busted are and there are also some really good freaks in the show too. There are cops chases, cross dressers, drugs bust, tasering and a food fight, what more do you need?

So tune into Cops tonight at 9p, they have a bust for everyone!!!

Published on September 29th, 2007 in Fox