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Elisha Cuthbert has broken up with her N.Y. Ranger fianceé Sean Avery after more than two years together. Avery decided to make the most out of his newfound freedom by hitting on Paris Hilton.

“He hit on her three times, but every time, Paris would give him disgusted looks and move away from his creepy shoulder-brushing and close-talking ways,” said our snitch. The rebuffed Avery hit on other blonds. “You could tell he just wanted to hook up,” said the spy.

Nonsense. Sweet talking Paris Hilton into having sex with you should be as easy as convincing a kid you have candy in your car. Christ, it’s not like you’re trying to find a cure for cancer. You would have a harder time tying your shoe. Sorry, Sean Avery. You fail at life.

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Dallas forward and sometimes Vogue intern Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely from the NHL following unsolicited and “inappropriate” comments he made to reporters regarding his ex-girlfriends …

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It took weeks of planning, but the Pacific Ocean and I finally did it. We pulled Elisha Cuthbert’s bikini top down. You hear that? Those girlish shrieks are how I express excitement.

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Elisha Cuthbert frolicked on the beach with her new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. Her bikini top almost fell off, but she managed to grab on and hold it together. Pretty disappointing.
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Having given up her bobbed hair, I can say with much enthusiasm that I no longer confuse Elisha Cuthbert with having a scrotum. That probably isn’t the compliment she was hoping for, but I …

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You may remember a while back Elisha Cuthbert sported a haircut that made her look like a disheveled tranny. A look that made your genitals weep for the good ‘ol days of the first season of …

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You may remember a while back Elisha Cuthbert sported a haircut that made her look like a disheveled tranny. A look that made your genitals weep for the good ‘ol days of the first season of …

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Paris Hilton has popped into a lesbian bar on Sunset Boulevard twice in the past month, most recently with her friend Brittny Gastineau. Paris is rumored to be bisexual, and there were some …

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She desperately needs the publicity.
Everything’s all Britney, Britney, Britney these days.
What’s a girl to do?
The answer is obvious: Suck face with someone who’s as big a trainwreck …

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Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, who both starred in 2005’s horrid House of Wax, were seen at New York’s Tenjune “all over each other and making out.”
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25, …