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In hopes of staying relevant, Jennifer Aniston was in a bikini top out in Hawaii where Jennifer Garner was a while back, doing the same stupid thing. Paddling a surfboard. Does anyone care about her anymore? It’s over for this girl. She’s not a good actor and she’s pretty much screwed out of everything else. If it wasn’t for all that money rolling in from her syndicated show, she’d be eye deep in blow telling kids at the club about her glory days when she was the hot one on Friends. Jennifer Aniston is practically living out every woman’s fear of being an old maid. Someone should buy her a lot of cats. I hear lonely people love cats.

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Jennifer Aniston loves watching reruns of Friends because she’s in love with herself and will defend the show against anyone who says it sucks.
“There are times I don’t even remember that …

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The Chicago Sun-Times says Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were taken aback by the interview Jennifer Aniston did with Vogue in which she said it was “uncool” for Angelina to go on record and …

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Jennifer Aniston has finally broken the silence about Angelina Jolie. In the upcoming Vogue, Aniston musters the courage to give Angelina a piece of her mind. Aniston tells Vogue: “What Angelina …

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Star Magazine claims Jennifer Aniston is readying herself for twins with John Mayer. Nearing 40, Star says her biological clock is ticking away and as a result, she’s frozen her eggs and is …

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Despite starring alongside Owen Wilson in the upcoming dog centric film, Marley & Me, Jennifer Aniston still despises all canines. Talking to the LA Times, Aniston said she was wary of the …

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First there were rumors of an unfortunate (for us) pregnancy. Now there are rumors that Jennifer Aniston might marry John Mayer and that it was Jen who made the first move. Because she’s desperate …

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NW Magazine is running a story that an unplanned pregnancy is behind the reunion of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.
But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the …

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This is for all you hardcore Angelina Jolie fans or Jennifer Aniston sympathizers. The quote making its way around the internets today is from an interview Angelina did with the New York Times. …

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NE claims that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together after splitting up in August. The two were reunited in Manhattan where they hooked up. They were recently spotted flying in to …

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Here are more shots of Jennifer Aniston hanging out in Los Cabos. This is newsworthy because, despite being pathetic and whiny, Jennifer Aniston is sort of famous. Do you see how this works?
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