How could this be?!

Source: theblemish.com

Pete Doherty

After performing at the V Festival with his band, Babyshambles, Pete Doherty was arrested Monday morning at 2:30 a.m. in east London for — you’ll never believe this, it’s too shocking — suspicion of drugs possession. Pete and two others were stopped in a car in Tower Hamlets by police and remain in custody. Early this month, the court had ordered Pete to prove he was serious about rehabbing or he would face jail time.

Pete Doherty will not stop using drugs. There. See? With that statement alone, I have shown I’m smarter than London judges. If you ever wanted to commit a crime, go to London. Serial rapist? Prove you’ll stop raping and everything will be gravy. Oh, you did it again? It’s okay, it sounds like you’re really trying. Here, hang this inspirational poster up on your wall and give it another shot. Now, take this balloon animal and get outta here you little rascal. That’s what I imagine goes on in court.

Published on August 20th, 2007 in Pete Doherty
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Last 10 posts from category "Pete Doherty"

Pete Doherty’s arm explodes

Source: theblemish.com

For all intents and purposes, Pete Doherty should be dead by now, but he’s not. He’s actually been relatively healthy. That’s all starting to change though. Holy Moly claims that last …

Published on December 19th, 2008 in Pete Doherty

Get it away, get it away

Source: theblemish.com

UK, you may have introduced us to Gemma Atkinson and Cheryl Tweedy and we thank you kindly for that. But your good will is completely offset by also introducing us to Jordan Price, Amy Winehouse …

Published on November 7th, 2008 in Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty died for your sins, hopefully soon

Source: theblemish.com

Pete Doherty has commissioned his friend Nick Reynolds to create a marble sculpture of him on a cross for his upcoming show. Pete says it symbolizes being crucified by the press and is a statement …

Published on June 11th, 2008 in Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty in Concert at Brixton’s Mass, 5/27/08

Published on May 28th, 2008 in Junkies, Music, Pete Doherty

Kill it! Kill it now!

Source: theblemish.com

Pete Doherty kissed Amy Winehouse on the lips yesterday. If any one of you were thinking about doing the same, let this be a lesson to you.

Published on May 15th, 2008 in Pete Doherty

Fear for your lives!

Source: theblemish.com

Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse were seen kissing each other on the lips yesterday. I’ve never been more creeped out in my life. Even more so because Pete Doherty’s dead eyes are wide open …

Published on May 14th, 2008 in Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty

Doherty Gets 14 Weeks

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

I don’t care about this fella at all but perhaps you do:
LONDON, England (AP) — Rock musician Pete Doherty has been sentenced to 14 weeks in jail for violating a probation order…. Parlophone …

Published on April 8th, 2008 in Pete Doherty

For Pete’s Sake

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Pete Doherty has been sentenced to fourteen weeks behind bars after failing to appear in court for probation hearings stemming from drug charges.
Judge Davinder Lachar is done fooling around …

Everyone wants to be a Scientologist

Source: theblemish.com

Rumors of Pete Doherty joining Scientology have made their way to the media. After meeting Scientologist DJ Nadine Ruddy, Pete Doherty began intensely reading about the cultish religion.
“Nadine …

Published on March 28th, 2008 in Pete Doherty

Chicken Scratch Sketches - Pete Doherty

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

After Spicy sketches of Paris Hilton, Britney and Amy Winehouse, the folks over at Agent Bedhead, who are notoriously ridiculous Pete Doherty fans, requested to see their man in chicken scratch. …

Published on February 21st, 2008 in Chicken Scratch Sketches, Pete Doherty, Trainwrecks


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