Well, That Didn’t Take Long
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The race to pimp out celebrity babies has been won.
Suri Cruise has just been signed as the new face of Baby Gap.
Shiloh is pissed.
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More of Katie and Suri
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The adorable couple is still tearing up Paris, while Tom films in Berlin.
What happened to Katie’s knee?? That looks like it hurts! She wasn’t sporting that cut …
Okay, Maybe Suri Cruise is Kind of Cute
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Regardless of who her parents may be, little Suri Cruise sure is a sweetheart.
And Katie doesn’t look bad these days, either. I like the short hair and the minimal make-up …
Well, That Didn’t Take Long
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The race to pimp out celebrity babies has been won.
Suri Cruise has just been signed as the new face of Baby Gap.
Shiloh is pissed. …
Published on August 16th, 2007
in Suri the Fake Baby
Mommie and Me
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How cute are Katie Holmes and Suri? I have to say that the alien baby is really growing up to be a beautiful girl. They are a cute pair with Katie and her new mommy haircut. …
TomKat & Suri Do St. Patrick’s Day
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I wonder what Xenu would say. Wait, is Xenu the bad guy or the good guy? I get so confused.
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And You Thought the TomKat Wedding Was Over…
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Tom Cruise and Kate Cruise (apparently that’s what we’re supposed to call her now, as the last shreds of her adorable, likable Joey Potter-ness have at last been …
Where Can I Return This?
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I can think of a lot of gifts I would have given Tom and Katie had they invited me to the wedding.
A golden scepterDiamond encrusted cubic zirconiumMultiple Maseratis.
But you …
Published on November 26th, 2006
in David Beckham, Katie Holmes, Posh Spice, Suri the Fake Baby, Tom Cruise
Moby’s Take on Suri Cruise
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From Moby’s blog. I’ve noted the spelling errors. I post this mostly because I agree, and because it echoes almost eerily the sentiments I expressed when Brad and …
Odds & Ends: All the News That’s Not Suri Cruise!
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Today’s mostly Asian-Baby-Called-Suri-Cruise Day on the internets, but if you’re now suitably bored and disturbed reading the TomKat PR script optioned by Vanity …
Published on September 6th, 2006
in Britney Spears, Drunkies, Gwen Stefani, Mel Gibson, Suri the Fake Baby
A Few Things You Should Know
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I haven’t really been in a writing mood today, which is why you’ve been treated to videos and nip-slip pics, but as a responsible journalist (cough cough hiss hiss), …
