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What the hell is going on here? This is supposed to be Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the September issue of W magazine. Except, it doesn’t look anything like her at all. I could put a Woody Allen mask on a mountain lion and it would look more like Gwyneth than this. They might as well have drawn semen dripping out of her mouth with MS Paint. I hear that sort of stuff attracts a lot of readers. More ridiculousness after the jump.

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A bunch of perverts gathered in a circle and stared at Gwyneth Paltrow’s breasts on the cover of Gotham magazine. They call themselves Gwynophiles and after countless hours of intense scrutiny, …

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Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at the Two Lovers premiere in Paris wearing this see-through dress by Antonio Berardi. Designing looks fun. Once you become famous, you can make all these crazy sheer …

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On The Oprah Winfrey show, Gwyneth Paltrow gave sneak peaks of a two-hour workout tape she made. With the help of celebrity fitness instructor Tracy Anderson, who also trains the overly ripped …

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There was a photo in this week’s OK! Magazine of Gwyneth Paltrow out with Apple, 3, and Moses, 22 months, on Feburary 9th in NY. It was captioned “Gwyneth Paltrow, 35, visits the Kabbalah …

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Gwyneth Paltrow really must not be pregnant, despite her hospitalization in a Manhattan maternity ward a few weeks ago. Gwynnie is trying to start a whole new celebrity adoption trend – Brooklyn …

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“We might get one from Brooklyn. No baby is more helpless than another baby. And I’m a New York girl.”
Gwyneth Paltrow, on she and hubby Chris Martin possibly adopting a baby.
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