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So we’re not going to reprint any of the things that Spencer Pratt has said about Lauren Conrad recently. Not because we have standards or anything, but because I like LC and I hate Spencer and I just don’t want his nonsense on my blog. But, if you must know, you can read his recent (scathing) blog post here or listen to him and Heidi spew their anti-Lauren venom on the radio here. (By the way, all the talk of a wedding — it’s so not happening. This engagement is such a fraud. Note how whenever a question comes up about the “wedding” they give different answers. They haven’t talked about it because they know it’s not happening.) But Lauren is awesome, and she’s totally right when she says that Heidi and Spencer are famous because she made them famous, and they continue to become more famous now by bashing her. She and Audrina showed up on TRL on Monday, all smiles and looking fantastic, to promote the upcoming season of The Hills (where they have to be loving all the publicity Spencer’s been scaring up).

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Even though it’s the middle of December and everyone is in door chilling by a fire waiting for Santa to come down the chimney so they can club him and steal his gifts, Audrina Patridge still …

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If you thought you’d never hear a lively discussion about the Large Hadron Collider on The Hills, you’d be partially correct. Because in this clip when Audrina Partidge’s friend explains …

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On Ellen, Audrina Patridge shut up long enough to be dunked in a tank of water in her bikini. What is this BS? First of all, I thought lesbians were good at baseball. Ellen throws like a girl. …

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Four confusingly long years later, The Hills may finally be coming to an end. Rumors of salary disputes and troubled friendships are one of many nails in the coffin for the unspectacular series. …

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Apparently since Audrina has already whored herself out with those staged nude photos, MTV thought it’d be a good idea to make her go skinny dipping. This shows you how much of a perv the …

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MTV pays Audrina to sit around and be filmed rotating through five different expressions. Here’s Audrina Patridge and her sister with the questionable chest tattoo doing just that. Audrina’s …

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Having found fame from a scripted reality show and exposing her chest, Audrina now has very little use for her brain. That’s why she’s decided to replace it with a third, much larger, breast. …

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Will you remember where you were and what you were doing the day you saw Audirina Patridge in a staged bikini event for the third time? Why, yes, you will. You were in front of your computer, …

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Here’s Audrina Patridge at the DKNY beach house surrounded by a bunch of dorks jerking off to her. At least that’s what I believe to be happening. Unless I’m misinterpreting the situation. …

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If you’re a Hills addict and need to be constantly updated on the lives of the people from the show because you like to live vicariously through them, then here’s Audrina Patridge. She’s …