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Contrary to what Us Weekly reported, Gatecrasher says the real reason for the Cash Warren, Jessica Alba split was Alba’s eagerness to wed. Due in part to Eva Longoria’s recent marriage to Tony Parker.

“He wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is,” says an insider.
“It’s simple as that. It’s kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn’t like that.”

Maybe Jessica isn’t the total package after all and Cash Warren isn’t really a dumbass. I mean, if you were into dudes, would you want to marry Jessica Alba? She doesn’t even look manly or have a penis.

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The funny thing with these bang haircuts is that Suri Cruise has been rocking almost the same style for the past year. Suri wants to know where her props are.

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Turns out there aren’t only 12 photos of Jessica Alba in the Campari calendar. There are a lot more. 50+ more. Most of which are just outtakes or behind the scenes photos of Jessica for the …

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Jessica Alba is in the upcoming 2009 Campari calendar and I’m not exactly sure what Campari is, but I’ll take five, wait, no, make that seven! There’s no way I’m NOT going to win Jessica’s
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Jessica Alba debuted a new look yesterday. I think it’s called the Christina Ricci. Usually, only people with fiveheads get it but Alba is a fashion maverick. She won’t let little things …

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Jessica Alba celebrated Halloween by wearing a wig. What an amazing costume. Instead of having brown hair, she has blonde. A few are labeling this the most stunning achievement in Halloween
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Photos from a 2002 appearance by Jessica Alba at the Kid’s Choice Awards have been unearthed. Note the small woodland creature emerging from her pants. Aww, poor thing. It’s scared.

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The best way to convince people to do what you want is to talk down to them and separate them into two categories. The good, ones who agree with you, and the bad, ones who don’t. It is these
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Jessica Alba is shown metaphorically and physically silenced in yet another ad for Declare Yourself, a campaign encouraging young people to vote. She’s wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask in this …

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Here’s Jessica Alba in Cabo, ass up reading a book by the pool. There’s also this annoying old dude hovering around her. Hey, guy. Get out of the picture. You’re really ruining it for
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Jessica Alba gave birth to her parasitic entity three months ago and her body already looks amazing. At least that’s what I read on other sites describing these pictures. In fact, I bet I …