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A bodyguard by the name of Julio “JC” Camera assaulted a photographer at the Wynn spa in Las Vegas after he came a little to close to Sean Preston. A photog claims JC shoved his partner in the chest hitting Sean Preston in the process. With Britney screaming, JC then tackled his partner to the ground and started punching. Wynn security promptly asked all of them to leave.

Sgt. Loretto of the Las Vegas Police Department tells Usmagazine.com that Camera has been issued a citation for misdemeanor battery. Meanwhile, Loretto says that Spears has filed an allegation of battery on behalf of Sean Preston against photographer Kyle Henderson.

This is really going to put a dent in Britney’s dream of finishing the entire Wynn buffet. Fantasies of grease dripping down her three chins and crumbs resting in her folds now seem harder than ever to fulfill. Where’s God when you need him?

Note: Britney is screwed because according to the custody agreement, she’s not allowed to take her kids out of California unless she has K-Fed’s permission. She didn’t have K-Fed’s permission.

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Talking about how Britney Spears’ preparation for her first arena tour in five years is getting off to a rocky start, Us Weekly via MSNBC says it’s because she’s talentless and lazy. They …

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A beautiful stranger hacked Britney’s Twitter account and posted some ugly lies on her page. Lies that need correcting. For the record, Britney’s vagina is not 4 feet wide. It’s 3.89 feet. …

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Britney Spears has a 31-year-old brother by the name of Bryan who was married in a private ceremony at New Orleans landmark Latrobe’s on Royal on New Year’s Eve. All the Spears were in attendance …

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A Los Angeles court has ruled to increase Jamie Spears’ salary to $75 an hour. Before, Britney’s dad was making $10,000 a month for playing conservator. His fee has now been upped to $16,000 …

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According to Popcrunch, Britney hates her life enough to date Paris Hilton’s ex, Benji Madden. In Touch reports that they’ve been secretly seeing each other and were spotted once at The …

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Britney got over her hate of people yesterday to go to Club Tenjune for her birthday party. The Daily Mail says she “showed off her newly svelte body” in a designer dress that had to be …

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Aside from turning 27 and releasing her new album, Britney Spears is also trying to clean up her image. As any good publicist knows, that task begins with anecdotes about how boring you are …

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This is just a photo follow-up to that Britney Spears GMA birthday post. This is amazing. Six months ago people were confusing Britney with a Butterball turkey and she would have sang an ode …

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Today is Britney Spears’ birthday. The human fail boat turns 27 and to celebrate, she gave an uninspiring performance of “Circus” and “Womanizer” on Good Morning …

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Britney Spears lip-synced her way through Womanizer on UK’s The X-Factor last week as part of her second attempt at a comeback. According to the Times, it didn’t turn out so well. While …