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I was sitting at dinner with friends on Tuesday night, after a day of Lohan insanity, and we were talking about where this story was headed. “Well, there’s a 911 tape out there somewhere,” I told them, “and it’s only a matter of time before it’s on the Internet.”

And here it is.

Click here to listen. The tape is of the mother of Lohan’s assistant, Tarin Graham, telling police that a white GMC is following her.

Is it just me, you guys, or are 911 operators always dicks? The caller here is trying to give the guy the information, but the guy keeps cutting her off, like, “Ma’am, I need you to answer my questions.” But how the fuck is she supposed to answer his questions when he keeps cutting her off to yell at her for not answering the questions? I always seem to have this problem with emergency services — the people responsible for helping you out are so busy being important and demanding that they’re no help at all, and often it feels like they worsen the situation. Maybe they’re just trying to keep the situation calm by being forceful, but it seems like having the 911 guy yell at her is just making this woman more hysterical.

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Despite earlier denials via MySpace by Lindsay Lohan, TMZ insists she and Samantha Ronson have split. Today they’re going into more detail and report that Lindsay moved out of Sam’s place …

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Late yesterday, TMZ posted: “TMZ has it down solid — Lindsay and Sam Ronson are officially history.” No explanation or “he said, she said.” No one really cared except for Lindsay who …

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Samanatha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan’s relationship will probably never work out. Partly because Lindsay isn’t really a lesbian and partly because Lindsay can be a bitch. Therefore, it’s …

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson rang in the New Year at club Mansion in Miami. They looked happy. But things aren’t always what they seem. The next day at Miami International Airport in …

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The last time Lindsay Lohan was in a bikini she was in Mexico and she seemed pretty hot. Now, not so much. She still has a fantastic rack, but apart from that, it looks like someone stuck two …

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I’ll be taking a break from regular posting, but here are some quick hits.
There will be no third Narnia: Disney has decided to sever ties with Walden media effectively ending the Chronicles …

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Lindsay Lohan took to her MySpace blog once again before the end of the year. This time comparing herself to Britney Spears and confirming her dad had an illegitimate child.
i think that people …

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The AP reports that a 38-year-old male pushed his way through security guards at Jackrabbit Lounge in Phoenix to get close to Lindsay Lohan. Bouncers detained the man until officers took him …

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan will make it through the economic downturn. E!’s Ted Casablanca reports that Lohan’s 6126 legging line is “blowing off the shelves.”
Lohan’s line has even …

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MySpace reps deny it, but in recent weeks, Lohan has seemed to be pimping out the site in her blog posts. One entry in particular even criticizes Facebook for disabling her account and claiming …