Courtney Love’s mouth is jacked up

Source: theblemish.com

Courtney Love

According to a blog entry on Courtney Love’s MySpace page, she has a wonky mouth, but not because of bad plastic surgery. No, no. Courtney’s never undergone plastic surgery. It’s because the doctor didn’t take out enough last time and now she wants her original mouth back. What?

my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious shit its nbot really vanity hes conservtive, wich we like, and this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day and he didnt really take out enough the first time around i just wnt the mouth god gave me back, it was perfectly cute.

Oh, ok. The guy isn’t a cosmetic surgeon because he fixes cleft palates and “serious shit” and he’s “conservative.” Does that mean that even though he does boob jobs, he refuses to implant anything above a DD because it’s too ridiculous? I don’t get it. Explain to me again why you went to the doctor to make your mouth look like a FoxTrot character. I don’t think I’m getting through to her. Let me put it another way. curtny, your zn idiit. fx yor god dmn “A” key.

Published on July 25th, 2007 in Courtney Love
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Stuff you probably don’t care about

Source: theblemish.com

I’ll be taking a break from regular posting, but here are some quick hits.
There will be no third Narnia: Disney has decided to sever ties with Walden media effectively ending the Chronicles …

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Source: theblemish.com

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Published on June 30th, 2008 in Courtney Love

Kurt Cobain’s ashes stolen

Source: theblemish.com

Courtney Love is said to be suicidal after discovering the ashes of her late husband, who she piggybacked to fame, were stolen. The haggard spectacle kept the ashes in a “pink teddy-bear-shaped …

Published on June 2nd, 2008 in Courtney Love, Crimes

Aww, shucks. You mean it?

Source: theblemish.com

A haggard Lindsay Lohan was walking down Robertson Blvd on May 9, grabbing lunch at Cuvee Cafe when eager fans tried to get her attention by shouting, “Courtney! Courtney!” Yes, they thought …

Published on May 21st, 2008 in Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan

Courtney Love Caught Smoking in Airport, Banned From Flight

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Courtney Love was banned from a flight Monday after she was caught smoking in an airport.
Love was scheduled to fly from London to Los Angeles.
She says, “I had a fag in the first class lounge, …

Published on April 11th, 2008 in Celebrity Egos, Celebrity Morons, Courtney Love

Kurt Cobain buys a house, Courtney Love loses $72 million

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Kurt Cobain is alive and well, according to the United States social security system.
It seems that someone has stolen the long dead musician’s social security number five years ago, and …

Published on March 10th, 2008 in Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain

Courtney Love Still Won’t Shut Up About Britney

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

I don’t care how long this woman claims she’s been sober, she always seems high to me.

Published on February 1st, 2008 in Britney Spears, Courtney Love

Courtney Love knows the “exactitudes” of what Britney’s going through

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Courtney Love just gave an interview to Access Hollywood in which she did the typical Courtney Love hypocritical thing she always does. She starts off by telling Billy Bush how she’s been …

Published on February 1st, 2008 in Courtney Love

I Thought She Looked Familiar…

Are You Fucking Serious, Courtney Love?

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

At the Hysteric Glamour Party at Tracey Ross in LA.

Published on January 18th, 2008 in Courtney Love


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