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And she’s wearing this.

Remember that scene in Reality Bites when Janeane Garofalo thinks she’s going to die of AIDS and everyone’s going to come to her funeral having spent more time thinking about their outfit than about her? (”It’s like I’m watching it on some crappy show like Melrose Place or some shit, right? And I’m the new character, I’m the HIV AIDS character, and I live in the building and I teach everybody that ‘It’s OK to be near me, it’s OK to talk to me.’ And then I die. And there’s everybody at my funeral wearing halter tops or chokers or some shit like that.”)

Anyway, that’s what this makes me think of.

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In a candid durr-cumentary set to air on Sky1 and Sky1 HD on December 1, Britney Spears claims that even though her life may seem to be turning around for the better, it feels like she’s in …

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Waiting with baited breath for updates on the Jayden James hopsitalization situation? Well, wait no longer. PEOPLE says Jayden is fine and only suffered an allergic reaction. “He had hives, …

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Jayden James must have got into mommy’s special medicine cabinet because he went into a “vague and unresponsive state” and was rushed to the hospital. Doctors couldn’t tell what was …

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Britney Spears joined the monkey in a top hat to sing “Human Nature” together last night at Dodger Stadium in LA. PEOPLE describes the ethereal moment:
Madonna greeted her with “Hi …

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The court commissioner has granted lawyers’ requests to extend Britney’s conservatorship permanently. Her caretakers will now be responsible for her career and business decisions. A medical …

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The charges of driving without a valid California license against Britney Spears have been dropped. The judge declared a mistrial after the jury was deadlocked at ten people voting not guilty, …

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Britney Spears just signed a deal with big entertainment company AEG to produce a possibly upcoming tour. E! reports:
No word on when an official announcement will be made or when tickets will …

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Although the song sucks, Britney Spears actually looks good in her new video for Womanizer or Womanizuh or whatever. Britney even gets naked in a sauna and instead of looking like rising dough,
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A 90-minute documentary titled Britney: For the Record will premiere on MTV on Sunday, November 30th. The film promises an intimate look into her life, friends, career and aspirations of eating …

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Three new stills from Britney’s upcoming Womanizer video were recently released. They depict Britney as a sassy cocktail waitress, a seductive secretary and a blonde bimbo? That’s right …