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Star magazine reports one of Lindsay Lohan’s 75 friends who has access to the restricted pages of her MySpace profile sold her private writings to the press. Star claims some of the messages are too explicit for print, but do offer a few snippets which basically show Lindsay is gay for her DJ friend Samantha Ronson. Lindsay writes,

“Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. Your [sic] all I have to live for, babe. I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live!”

Samantha responds,

“You still have me. I’m here for you. With you. She went on to say that she would quit doing drugs if only Lindsay would tell her that she loved her! At12:36 a.m. Lindsay replied, “I love you. You love me. Why don’t we f_ _ _ and make a family…”

Lindsay has the makings of a sexually perverse Barney with that rhyme. They can give her her own show where she sings this to children. In the background, they can have two girls making out and fondling each other. Incidentally, that’s the type of quality programming I expected as a child. Screw Reading Rainbow and Mr. Rogers. Why would a kid want to “learn” things when they could watch hot chicks grind on each other.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s relationship has deteriorated to the point where the two are seeking couple’s counseling. A source tells Page Six they “fight like cats and dogs” …

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The Sun, The Daily Mail and Holy Moly are all reporting that Lindsay Lohan and boy/girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into a fight over her ex, Calum Best, who she ran into for the second time …

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Back in 2006, Lindsay Lohan was a raging, pantiless crackhead screwing everything in site and had more white powder up her nose than Santa Claus when he fell off his sleigh. It was during this …

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On Friday night, a anti-fur protester caked Lindsay Lohan’s head with a huge, white load. Of flour. The protester shouted, “Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!,” as she made her triumphant mark. PETA …

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Maria Menounos from Access Hollywood interviewed Lindsay Lohan about the election, her leggings and prop 8. At the beginning of the interview, Maria asked Lindsay what election night meant for …

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At the celebration of her legging line, 6126, at Pure in Vegas, Lindsay requested the services of a body double so she could make a hasty retreat from the back of the club in hopes of avoiding
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Old or new, this photo shoot of Lindsay Lohan is pretty awesome. She sort of reminds me of that prostitute I killed and stuffed into the back of my… oh crap, I’ve said too much.
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Lindsay Lohan may be dating Samantha Ronson but that doesn’t mean she’s given up the penis. A friend tells Full Disclosure that Lindsay insists she still loves men and that Samantha is the …

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Remember when I said implied Lindsay Lohan’s career was in bad shape and that Ali Lohan was the “Great Red Hope?” I wasn’t joking. Sources are saying that Lindsay has no “lucrative” …

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LIndsay Lohan was supposed to guest star on six episodes of Ugly Betty but that number has been cut to four after cast and crew became reportedly annoyed with Lindsay’s antics. Lindsay would …