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The Sun claims Katie Holmes is pregnant with her second child. Despite telling her friends she is thrilled, Katie still decided to hide her bump under a dress when they visited the Beckhams.

But tactile Tom, 44, gave the game away by paying more attention to Katie, 28, than the action on the pitch. Despite being in the early stages of pregnancy Katie joined the post-match party where £30,000 of booze was downed.

A source said: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”

And to add fuel the fire, here are some recent pictures of Katie Holmes at the beach in a really ugly one-piece. The thing has a belt buckle. Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t leprechauns wear that same buckle on their shoes? Any leprechauns out there that can confirm? Fergie? You there? A lot more pictures after the jump.

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Katie Holmes filmed a guest appearance for So You Think You Can Dance yesterday in what “seems like a huge Broadway production.” To anyone who is tricked into believing this was all spontaneous, …

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Katie Holmes has already signed on to Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, which is reportedly really making Tom Cruise sad because he wanted to have sex and have another baby. That’s what straight …

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Katie Holmes looked stunning at the premiere of Valkryie earlier this month in Japan. Especially her long, luxurious hair which was the toast of the town. But her new look was more than just …

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Lohan shot a Madonna-themed photo shoot which she assumed would be on the cover much like her naked Marilyn Monroe-themed shoot was the cover of NY Mag. Now she’s pissed at Katie Holmes because …

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Victoria Beckham’s new lingerie ads for Armani came out today. The adverts show her sprawled out on the floor in polka dot bra and panties. The other shows her sitting on the edge of the bed. …

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Egads, way to ruin another fantasy of mine, Reality. Katie Holmes had a herpes outbreak the other day in NYC and Suri seemed to be at a loss for words. In this photo it looks like she’s mouthing,
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In the NY Times piece on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Cruise said that he “knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her.” Katie Holmes sort of shared the same sentiment admitting before that …

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I don’t know what magic aging filters The Daily Mail has in their arsenal or why they chose to use them on her, but it’s your move Katie. Make it count.
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Katie Holme’s reasons for her busted grill:

I ran into a door
It was my fault, I shouldn’t have overcooked the chicken
He only gets like this when he’s drinking
I should have explained …

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Sigh, Tom. No matter how many suits you dress Katie in or how short you cut her hair it still doesn’t change the fact she doesn’t have a penis. Can you let her grow her hair long again and …