Katie Holmes wants another baby?

Source: theblemish.com

Katie Holmes

InStyle says Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are moving into a $35 million Beverly Hills estate complete with a nursery for another child.

“He told her how much he loves their little girl [Suri] and how he wants to have another baby when Katie’s ready,” a “friend of the couple” told the mag, adding, “She told him she’s ready.”

That’s gonna be tough. Tom Cruise is still traumatized from the first time he penetrated a vagina. He wakes up in a cold sweat every morning and has to have Katie slap him across the face a couple of times with a dildo. But not with the stiff ones, they leave marks. The jelly ones work better.

Published on May 23rd, 2007 in Katie Homles, Tom Cruise
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Last 10 posts from category "Tom Cruise"

“Tom Cruise laughable in ‘Valkyrie’”

Source: theblemish.com

Early reviews are filtering in for Tom Cruise’s Oscar-hopeful Valkryie and it isn’t looking good. The Bryan Singer directed thriller has been flayed by early viewers who say the film is …

Published on November 19th, 2008 in Tom Cruise, Valkryie

A message for Tom Cruise

Source: theblemish.com

Sigh, Tom. No matter how many suits you dress Katie in or how short you cut her hair it still doesn’t change the fact she doesn’t have a penis. Can you let her grow her hair long again and …

Published on October 21st, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Valkryie gets a trailer

Source: theblemish.com

The trailer for Tom Cruise’s Valkryie debuted yesterday at midnight. You can see Tom in his epic glory, playing Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, who speaks perfect English while everyone else …

Published on September 26th, 2008 in Tom Cruise, Valkryie

Anonymous protests Katie Holme’s Broadway opening

Source: theblemish.com

Katie Holmes made her big stage debut in the Broadway production of All My Sons. Tom Cruise showed up to cheer her on and steal her thunder. When Mr. Big Shot arrived, there was massive applause …

Published on September 19th, 2008 in Anonymous, Katie Holmes, Scientology, Tom Cruise

Reps say Jolie didn’t take over Cruise’s role

Source: theblemish.com

Earlier, Variety reported that Angelina Jolie replaced Tom Cruise in Edwin A. Salt, soon to be renamed Edwina A. Salt. In a futile attempt to sway public perception that Tom Cruise isn’t as …

Published on August 14th, 2008 in Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise replaced by Angelina Jolie

Source: theblemish.com

Angelina Jolie has replaced Tom Cruise as the lead character in Edwin A. Salt. The spy thriller will be rewritten by scribe Kurt Wimmer (of awesome Equilibrium and awful Ultraviolet fame) in …

Published on August 12th, 2008 in Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise has some ’splaining to do

Source: theblemish.com

Ex-Scientologist, Peter Letterese, has named Tom Cruise in a $250 million federal lawsuit against the Church of Scientology. The suit is using the RICO statute, normally used to break up Mafia …

Published on July 31st, 2008 in Scientology, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise isn’t Ethan Hunt

Source: theblemish.com

Tom Cruise will most likely not be reprising his role as Ethan Hunt in the Mission Impossible series. Slate notes that when Cruise’s people “reached out” to Paramount about doing a fourth …

Published on June 18th, 2008 in Mission Impossible, Paramount, Tom Cruise

Dr. Drew Pinsky: “Tom Cruise May Have Mental Illness”

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

We all know that Tom Cruise doesn’t like doctors, modern medicine or people who are anti-Scientology, so after Dr. Drew Pinsky was quoted as saying the actor may have a mental illness, he …

Published on June 12th, 2008 in Celebrity Religion, Dr. Drew, Religion, Tom Cruise

Dr. Drew is a Nazi

Source: theblemish.com

Dr. Drew Pinsky of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew gave an interview in next month’s Playboy Magazine where he opines that people like Tom Cruise who join a cultish religions like Scientology …

Published on June 12th, 2008 in Dr. Drew, Tom Cruise


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