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The weekend numbers are in and “Grindhouse” surprisingly did not slaughter the competition. In fact, quite the opposite happened. “Blades of Glory”, “Meet the Robinsons” and “Are We Done Yet?” demolished the back to back double feature. Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s combined efforts managed a paltry $11.5 million while the aforementioned human waste took in $23 million, $17 million and $15 million respectively (numbers according to Box Office Mojo).

I get that “Grindhouse” wasn’t the type of kiddie fodder God-fearing parents would take their children to go see Easter weekend, but come on. Will Ferrell’s time has come and gone. There’s only so many things he can do with deadpan humor until you become queasy. And Ice Cube’s “Are We Done Yet?” whose name echoes the sentiments of millions ended on top of “Grindhouse”. Maybe this says something about society. I haven’t figured out what yet, but I’m guessing it has a lot to do with an epidemic of babies being dropped on their heads. I don’t know, this all just so disheartening.

Sorry for the late start. You still love me. Yes?

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It’s such a tragedy, because, in the face, he’s, like, absolutely perfect. A total dream guy. I couldn’t design a hotter face on a guy if I tried. But his body’s a little on the skinny side for my tastes. I guess the good news is that this is a very easy thing to remedy. Chug some protein shakes, James, then give me a call. Okay?

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Update: I don’t know why, but these pics won’t open in IE. I’m really sorry about that. You can open them in Firefox. If anyone has any idea why this is the case, please email me and let me know.

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Because that is one hot apple.

It’s probably just a bunch in his pants, but it sure is fun to wonder, right?

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I’m not usually that into him, but he looks really good here. Less boy-like, I think. He’s growing up nicely.

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The Internet appears to be all abuzz tonight with news and pictures of Kim Kardashian’s Paris Hilton-free birthday party at TAO Las Vegas on Friday. For the record, it was not her birthday this weekend. Her birthday is in October. TAO’s marketing folks came up with this idea of a “Princess Party,” where they’re going to grab various socialites who “have it all” and throw parties for them because that just seems like an appropriate way to celebrate the fact that someone is ridiculously spoiled to begin with. (Although I suppose it’s still more hygienic than throwing a Sons of Hollywood premiere party, which is what TAO did on Saturday night.) Kim was the biggest damn star they could get for the first one, and they tacked on her sisters as co-hostesses, for reasons that continue to baffle me. To lower the star quality, perhaps? Just dilute it a little? So, anyway, that’s why Kim was at TAO this weekend. And I don’t know where Paris Hilton was on Friday night, but on Saturday night I saw her in the bathroom at Mood, staring at herself in the mirror and whining into her cell phone because they wouldn’t let her friends into the club.

Anyway, just for fun, here’s a bunch of pics of Kim at TAO this weekend.

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Beth Ostrosky is a lady who doesn’t like settling for second place.

I’d be smiling too..
The fiancee of Howard Stern recently made a list of biggest celebrity engagement rings, published by OK! magazine, coming in at #2.

Her 5.2-carat sparkler was behind only Rebecca Romijn’s 6-carat rock, placed on her finger by actor Jerry O’Connell. But Ostrosky, who is friends with an OK! staffer, joked with the mag that she should have been listed in first place.

“Mine is worth more,” she said, “because Rebecca’s ring is only a yellow diamond.”

Source: NYDailyNews

Labels: Beth Ostrosky, Celebrity Engagements, Howard Stern

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So ever since David Gest did I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, he has been huge over in The UK for some reason. Well ITV thought they would cash in on his popularity and make him a Judge on The UK version of Grease You’re The One That We Want and let’s just say it is not going so well. Just because he was married to Liza Minnelli does not make him a stage casting-know-it-all and his co-Judge David Ian agrees. In fact it is so bad for David Ian he walked off during a taping and almost didn’t return according to Digital Spy.  "At times I find David extremely irritating. Once during filming I just got up and walked out. I’d had enough. If I didn’t have such an important role in the whole thing I wouldn’t have returned. I’ve been exasperated with all the judges for not concentrating as much as they should. I audition people every day. I’m struggling to work out why David and Sinitta are there. He is one of the most ‘different’ people I’ve ever met. He’s nice enough, but has some very strange, mad moments." I love that "different people I’ve ever met," what a nice way of strangest and more irritating people I’ve ever met. So PC, but it works.

Also according to Digital Spy, David Ian is not the only ones having problems with Gest, seems the producers have told him to tone down his act. Seems Gest is trying to be like Simon Cowell, and he is no Simon Cowell. Here are some of the things he has said to the contestants that made the producers sit down and have a talk with him.  "I’ve got bowel movements more exciting than your performance." and "I’ve a cousin who could dance better and she only has one leg!" (Who knew he was related to Heather Mills?) While I did get a chuckle at those criticisms, they are more hurtful than helpful. Hopefully his 15 minutes will be up soon because I don’t want to see him on Dancing with the Stars next season.

(photo from Daily Snack)