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British paper The Sun is reporting the Britney had lipo, but they seem to have just picked up paparazzi photo agency X17’s speculative story that Britney went AWOL in Las Vegas with just enough time to get a little treatment done on her problem areas. X17 says she didn’t have actual lipo, though, just a lipo-like treatment that tries to dissolve fat using an injected solution. It doesn’t sound as invasive as regular liposuction. This isn’t a known fact, Britney was just seen visiting a clinic that specializes in lipo-light:

Here’s what X17 had to say about it:

Sources tell us that last Saturday, Britney went to Vegas and stayed just long enough to get some lipo done! But this wasn’t some ordinary fat-sucking expedition; apparently Britney was spotted coming out of a clinic offering the (pardon the pun) hip new treatment LipoDissolve, which involves injecting areas where fat has built up with a soybean-derived solution which literally melts the fat right away without the need for surgery!

But The Sun’s re-telling of this story is misleading, and when I first read their brief article I thought it was real liposuction, not just a step up from a spa treatment:

So she decided to Do Somethin’ about it and nipped to see a liposuction specialist in Las Vegas.

The Advanced Lipo Dissolve centre specialises in a non evasive treatment of a series of injections which claim to permanently dissolve fat.

It sounds painful and Britney looked a bit tender as her minder helped her on with her jacket.

Maybe it was the “liposuction specialist” part that threw me. Regardless I’ve never heard of that and would give it a try, if uh, I needed it. I doubt that it’s worth the trouble, though. Real liposuction is painful and has a long recovery period. I always thought if I felt like I needed to get some suction on my fat areas I may as well kick my own ass in the gym for similar results in 4-6 weeks. It’s a lot cheaper and the pain is spread out. That lipo alternative is probably pricey and I doubt it works that well.

Britney was seen out on Easter weekend at a Lakers game and shopping for clothes for herself and her boys. Her kids were said to be at home, but she did not take them out with her and if they had an Easter egg hunt it must have been at Britney’s place.

Thanks to Flynetonline for these pictures of Britney out on Robertson Boulevard. She’s still seeking attention.

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Halle Berry isn’t going to be giving another interview to Sunday supplement Parade Magazine any time soon. The Oscar winning actress says she didn’t talk to a journalist about a suicide attempt after her failed first marriage to baseball player David Justice. Parade just repurposed interviews she gave in the past in which she described the incident:

“It wasn’t my wish to go into all of that again in this time of my life. I talked about it on Larry King Live and Oprah when it was relevant, and I felt like it was important to help other women and share it with them,” she says.

“But it’s just not where I am today and I really hate that it’s been presented like it is… I’m in such a great time in my life right now, it wouldn’t be my wish to really revisit that period, but this outlet did and made it seem as if it were current again.”

Catwoman took one more swipe at Parade, saying, “Because I have a movie out, some magazine has sensationalized some old material and it’s not something that I want to talk about. It’s 10 years old and I’m so past it.”

Instead of talking about her suicide attempt, Halle is talking about her online activities to try and drum up interest in her silly Internet-themed thriller with Bruce Willis, Perfect Stranger. She says she sometimes goes into chat rooms to talk to people, and likes to tell them she’s Halle Berry but is quickly shot down, “I have tried, many times, to have a normal conversation when celebrity was not a part of it. Sometimes it works and at others it gets a little weird.” I’m not into chat rooms at all, I mean I was in 1994 when IRC was a big novelty, but I find it annoying now. Perfect Stranger is out in theaters on April 13th.

Here’s Halle headed to a skincare center. The paparazzo who took the picture at Out of Sight Media speculates that she’s covering a pimple.

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People are milking as much out of Anna Nicole’s death as possible. Among the items up for auction along with her two diaires are a 1992 check Anna made out to Fedex, a receipt from Bloomingdales in which her decrepit sugar daddy bought her 17k worth of jewelry, and her Texas ID card from the same time frame.

While Anna Nicole’s childish accounts of her day are annoying but tolerable, we may soon be subjected to much more of Anna than just old memories and tame cheesecake nude pictures. There are pictures and/or stories of Anna having lesbian sex, engaging in a little S&M roleplay, and, uh inserting an inanimate object that are expected to fetch over a million at auction:

As before, provenance is guaranteed by auction experts Global Authentication Inc. As before, it’s the same dudes Steven Woolf and Thomas Riccio, of UniversalRarities.com, peddling them. They nailed the original stuff when a Hollywood memorabilia dealer bought the load years before for zero money after it was discarded someplace and when Anna was not yet a big deal, and he went squirreling in his files when she became front-page. So how, who, from where did these new Lost Diaries emerge? Hey, don’t ask. And will additional Just Found but previously Lost Diaries come to light? Hey, don’t ask.

Anyway, these come with stories and/or actual photos of Anna:

• Doing It with a female.
• Going at it with an inanimate object.
• Enjoying a little nice recreational S&M.
• Having sexual parties with mummy nearby.
• Getting beaten.

What purpose did this woman serve in society? She’s known for posing for Playboy, modeling for Guess, and fighting for 1/2 a billion she thinks she’s entitled to for letting a sickly 89 year-old man bury his face in her store bought tits, which she called “rosebuds,” for just over a year. She also had a nearly unwatchable reality show on E! in which we got to see her engage in eating contests, reunite with toothless relatives, and fire an incompetent interior designer. She ended her days as a prescription drug addict who was incapable of caring for an infant daughter that she instructed a nanny to underfeed so that she remain “sexy.” The woman had so many sexual partners and various affairs that at least four men have claimed paternity of her baby.

Now someone is going to pay big bucks for salacious photos of the now-dead do-nothing, and it will probably pay off for them. Chances are there are countless people who want to get a glimpse of a younger Anna in compromising poses, and I can’t say that I’m not included in that group.

The DNA results for Dannielynn’s paternity are expected tomorrow, Tuesday. Given how much junk remains from Anna’s past I’m sure that’s not the much-anticipated end of this story.

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It looks like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are still together this week. The two musicians were seen cuddling in a corner at new celebrity magnet Parc over the weekend. Pete has semi-dissed Ashlee in interviews recently, so if she’s so publically back together with him I would rate her tolerance for male bullshit at about the same level as her sister Jessica, who is also in a relationship with a guy who at first denied being involved with her.

At the club for a pal’s birthday, Simpson, 22, and Wentz, 27, got cozy in a semi-hidden booth, holding hands, gazing into each other’s eyes and smooching in between Simpson’s dance sessions with a group of girlfriends.

“They definitely weren’t hiding the fact that they were together,” said one onlooker. “They were making out a lot and they were pretty intense.”

Wentz told PEOPLE in November that although “Ashlee is the sweetest girl ever,” they were “just friends.” And in February he told Rolling Stone: “Maybe in a different universe, we’d be some hot couple, but not in this one.”

The article goes on to say that O.C. hotties Benjamin McKenzie and Adam Brody were also at the party. I spent a lot of time this past week watching season one of The O.C. on DVD. I’d already seen most of the episodes as I got hooked on the show early, but I have to say I hope to see McKenzie and Brody go on to decent careers. They don’t have many upcoming projects listed on IMDB, but maybe they’ll go on to Hollywood greatness anyway.

Sorry I didn’t comment more on Ashlee and Pete. I’m just not into those two. They were said to have taken a secret Mexican vacation together at the end of last month. Wentz has his own clothing line, and has authored a book. He has another book coming out this summer titled Rainy Day Kids. He also has his own record label, and says he wants a career like Leonardo DiCaprio where people take him seriously despite the cell phone pics of his penis that are plastered all over the web.

Thanks to FlyNet online for these pictures.

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Kirsten Dunst was said to be dumped by her London lover after a whole few weeks together. Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell has decided to kick Kiki to the curb and has gotten back with an ex-girlfriend. I guess moving into a guy’s place and making yourself completely available to him right after you start a relationship isn’t an effective dating strategy if you’re looking for longevity:

The source told the [News of the World] newspaper: “Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance—they were completely blown away by each other at first. They spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny’s London pad.”

“But now Johnny has realised she’s not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend and has gone back to his old girlfriend.”

“Kirsten really liked Johnny. The news will come as a real blow.”

[via DListed]

News of the World is not known for accuracy, but maybe someone saw Johnny-boy out with his ex, and it is true that Kirsten has returned to LA. Hopefully she is back to attending those much-lauded art classes. It seemed that she was quick to drop her newfound love of education when she met a grungy guy willing to give her the time of day.

Kirsten was seen making an Easter basket recently and didn’t seem too happy to be photographed. Pictures [via]

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Charlotte Church is four months pregnant. She took a break from whatever she does to go on a no-expense-spared trip to Thailand…with sexy results.

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Kurt Russell’s first kiss didn’t go exactly as he had planned. Hormones already raging in third grade, he spotted a “hot” 13-year-old girl under a bridge and thought he was going to get one planted on his lips. Instead, he got something more memorable.

“I was in third grade, and . . . I noticed this really hot chick hanging out under the bridge with her friend. She was probably 13, and there was this vibe about her, you know. She says, ‘Hey, come here.’ I think I’m going to get my first kiss. She lifts my shirt, then all of a sudden reaches into her bee hive, pulls out a penknife, and drags it about 6 inches across my stomach. It starts to bleed, and they haul ass. I was, like, ‘What?’ “

Don’t worry Kurt. It happens to me all the time. It happened to me yesterday and last week. I haven’t talked to any other guys about it, but I assume this is perfectly normal. It’s like when you pull a girl’s hair in an awkward attempt at flirting. Usually they flirt back by punching you in the arm. Stabbing just means they really, really like you and puncturing a vital organ means they’re into anal.

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Johnny Borrell of Razorlight ended his three-week relationship with Kirsten Dunst to get back together with ex-girlfriend Fabiola Gatti.

“Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance - they were completely blown away by each other at first. They spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny’s London pad. But now Johnny’s realised she’s not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend and has gone back to his old girlfriend.”

What man will love this monster now?! Even Quasimodo’s story isn’t as sad as Kirsten’s. A blind man wouldn’t even date her. He’d run his hand over her face and run away in horror. He wouldn’t get very far since he’s blind and he’d probably run into a parked car. Which is scary because Kirsten Dunst would be coming towards him like Jason Vorhees and he wouldn’t even know it.

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The ever so shy Lindsay Lohan forgot to button her shirt and bared her innocent breasts for all the world to see. Don’t look people. Let’s not objectify this pure and innocent creature like some sex starved hussy. I’m sure you perverts want to see her all nude, but she’d never pull a trampy stunt like that. Not my Lindsay. No way.

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Jenna Jameson has become so increasingly affected by her divorce that her fans have began to suffer. Last weekend at the Exxxoitca convention in Miami Beach, Jenna was supposed to show up for six hours in two days, but arrived late both days and left 45 minutes early the second day. Her management wasn’t too happy with people asking questions about her decaying body and botched vaginoplasty either.

“When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn’t be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she’s about 40 pounds skinnier than she was.”

The common reaction when Jenna stands in front of an old photo of herself is, “Holy shit, zombie!” Followed by an overzealous, wheezing Highlander fan who wandered into the wrong convention taking out his cardboard sword and attempting to slice her head off. Best porn convention ever? Yes, best porn convention ever.

Here she is at the Exxxotica reliving her glory days.