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The male prostitute, Auden Carlsen, 28, who says he was just at George’s place for “pictures”
Is it wrong of me to be incredibly amused by this story? Grumpy former gender-bending pop star Boy George called a male prostitute he found online to come over to his apartment at midnight and “pose for pictures” at a rate of almost $800 USD.

George and another man were there and did take some pictures of him in fetish gear. Afterwards they handcuffed the strapping 28 year-old Norweigan escort to a hook on the wall. The other guy left George alone with the terrified prostitute, who claims that George took out a box of whips and sex toys and snarled “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”

The escort pulled the hook out of the wall, escaped and called the cops. I wonder if he fled into the night wearing just his t-shirt and underwear or if he was naked? This story is woefully incomplete:

Carlsen revealed he met George on the Gaydar website, but only agreed to go to his flat at midnight as a £400 photographic model and not as an escort.

The ex-Culture Club star took pictures of him in kinky gear.

Carlsen said: “George said he was popping out for milk at 5am. I heard him come back and I walked into his bedroom wearing just my white underpants and a T-shirt. I was jumped on by George and another man.

“George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”

He said George got rid of the blond man then produced a box of whips and sex toys — telling him: “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”

Carlsen pulled the hook from the wall and fled — then alerted the police from a nearby newsagent’s at 6.30am on Saturday.

George — real name George O’Dowd — was taken to a police station.

[From The Sun]

Boy George was questioned by police for false imprisonment and was released on bail.

Last year he did a week’s worth of community service in NY after cops found cocaine in his apartment when they were called to respond to a robbery. I doubt anything will come of this latest situation. Given my limited knowledge of the British justice system, which is almost entirely based on Pete Doherty’s multiple run-ins with the law, they’re a bit more lax than the states.

Pictures from The Sun, Rickey.org and Celebritology.

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Lindsay Lohan claims it is lonely being an actress, and says she hates sleeping alone.

Were this another internationally known celebrity, I would sympathize with the above statement. Because it’s Lindsay, it’s really hard to feel sorry for someone who constructs their own misery.

Here’s the info from London’s Metro:

In a frank interview about her time spent at the Californian rehab clinic, the 20-year-old actress, who has been linked with dozens of men, even hinted that she may be a sex addict.

‘Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone,’ she said.

‘I hate sleeping alone. I like being able to be in different relationships – being able to see a few people.

‘I’m not really like a crazy addict. I mean – I enjoy having sex,’ she added.

One of the men who may have been keeping her company at night may well have been Jude Law.

Lindsay refused to name names when she was asked about her conquests but giggled when Law’s name was mentioned. ‘I’m having fun right now.

‘There’s obviously someone I like,’ she said.

If I am lonely and need a cuddle, I would invest in a teddy bear or something. I do not feel it necessary to have a different guy in my bed every night. There is nothing ‘fun” about having to go to the VD clinic constantly.

Don’t get me wrong — I’m not judging anyone who likes to sleep around. As long as they are a strong person and feel like they can do it responsibly, then fine. But Lindsay is far from being a strong person or responsible person, is she? She is a drug addict, alcoholic, attentionholic, shopaholic — a person with this many addicitions does not need another one to add on their already impressive list.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here is Lohan with DJ Samantha Ronson, who is rumored to be the latest conquest enabling her addiction. Thanks to IDLYITW for these pics.

Source: www.celebitchy.com

I know I said on Friday how I hated posting anything about this girl, but damn it, my hands just run away with themselves like that bad Jessica Alba movie, Idle Hands.

Britney Spears is apparently going to write a tell-all book of her life. She is feeling hurt and feels this is the perfect opportunity to set things straight and get revenge on people who have hurt her.

I loathe saying this, but I know I am going to be one of the first people ordering this book off Amazon if it does come out. Let the ‘Oh no she DIDN’T’s’ begin:

From Starpulse News Blog:

Britney Spears is hurt and angry, and now that she’s out of rehab she’s planning a tell-all book about all the people “who did me wrong,” say sources in the new issue of Star magazine. They claim that the partied-out pop princess is determined to dish every last bit of dirt about her once closest confidants and that they’re going to be shattered by her revelations.

When Britney recently told Lynne and her father, Jamie, 54, about the book, they were both devastated. “Lynne was totally crushed,” says an insider, “and her dad warned her that if she bad-mouthed any of the family, she would regret it for the rest of her life. He knows from experience that sometimes Britney’s honesty isn’t always based in fact.”

Britney will tell us in her book about how Justin cheated on her and made her feel worthless, about how she wanted to kill herself while she was with K-Fed after the penny dropped that he only was using her, and about how her mother Lynne was the stage mother from hell who only used her for a free ride to Hollywood.

As much as I would love to read all the tawdry details about her life (don’t judge me, you’re reading a gossip blog after all, so that means you wouldn’t mind reading it too if given the chance), I think this is a bad idea. She has already alienated so many people with her bizzare and immature behavior, and this book isn’t going to help matters in that department very much. Also, a lot of public sympathy has already run out for Brit, so they just might see this book as a veiled attempt to gain that adoration back.

Whatever her motivation for writing this book is, I hope that when she (or her ghost writer) put pen to paper, she has some sort of epiphany and realises that not all her problems are caused by other people. But seeing this is Britney Spears we are talking about, I doubt that day will come anytime soon, if at all.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here’s Britney in another horrendous outfit accented by those skanky brown boots she wears constantly. Thanks to FlynetOnline for these pictures.

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OK, this is just getting stupid. According to Page Six, the reason Alec Baldwin left CAA was because of a Dora The Explorer spoof on Will Ferrell’s Funny or Die website. Ferrell is another CAA client, and when Baldwin demanded that CAA take the clip off the site, they refused, and he told them where to go.

If this is true then Alec Baldwin has a severe sense of humor dysfunction. Here’s the clip below:

OK, maybe I can see why he’s a teensy bit mad…

This still hasn’t stopped me from posting this on my MySpace, though.

Source: www.celebitchy.com

See, I knew he had something to do with it!

Kate Middleton is blaming Prince Charles for her break up with Prince Williams. Apparently Will’s daddy told his son to let Kate go if he wasn’t ready to marry her so that there would not be another ‘Diana’ fiasco in the family.

Kate apparently got sick of people asking her how she was feeling, and told them that it was Prince Charles who told Will to end the relationship. Here’s what her co-worker let slip to the Daily Mirror (I’m pretty sure Kate won’t be talking to him at the company Christmas party):

Jigsaw co-worker Philip Higgs tells British newspaper Daily Mirror, “Normally, Kate doesn’t talk about anything. She’s very quiet. But it was as if she’d reached boiling point from one sympathetic question too many.

What is up with these men? They are more concerned about how to avoid PR fiascos then how to mend their relationships. And what was so wrong about what Diana did anyway? If you found out that your man never loved you and was having an affair throughout your whole marriage while you had to maintain a plastic smile on your face for Queen and country, then I don’t really blame her for her public outbursts. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Kate seems like a strong girl, so I’m sure she will be fine. I do think, however, that Prince Charles’s past should not affect Will’s future relationships.

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Pete Doherty is admitting himself into rehab, AGAIN.

How many times has this guy gone into rehab already? Do you think he gets a punch card, and after ten punches on his card he could stay at rehab for free?

Here’s the info from The Sunday Mirror:

DRUGGIE Pete Doherty will miss the launch of fiancee Kate Moss’s new Top Shop collection - because he’s going back into rehab.

The Babyshambles singer will check into a Midlands clinic tomorrow for yet another implant to wean him off heroin. A pellet of a drug called naltrexone will be inserted under the skin of his stomach. One of the band members said: “Pete did go out on a bender last week, but he has reduced his intake massively and he hopes the new implant will help him quit for good.”

That’s funny –didn’t a judge saying he was making excellent progress a few days ago? I wonder what that judge will think now of this “progress.”

Pete Doherty has been to rehab so many times that it’s hard to believe he will EVER clean up. I don’t think I can imagine a sober Pete Doherty — I think I would find that more outrageous than a drug fiend Pete Doherty.

In other news, God bless Topshop and the Kate Moss collection. I don’t care if all she did was take Polaroids of her outfits and sent them to Topshop to design them, I’ve already earmarked 5 separate items I am willing to fight over and am making my way up to London in a few hours for the fashion battle royale (the outfits go on sale tomorrow nationwide, but they are having an early showing at the flagship store tonight). As long as Pete is MIA long enough for Kate to pull off stunts like these for the female public, I am more than happy.

Source: theblemish.com

Apparently, Marilyn Manson has a new album coming out. Since I didn’t care about this guy in the 90’s and I don’t care about him now, I shouldn’t even be writing about his new song. That is, of course, if he didn’t have this awesome video sticking it to his ex-wife.

Manson has been dating Evan Rachel Wood — Dita Von Teese in diapers — and she has a part in his new video. Yep, she’s the one making out with the douche bag while blood rains down on a bed that’s supposedly a replica of the bed he and his ex-wife slept in. Not surprising since this guy’s idea of a romantic evening probably starts out with snorting kitty poop or something just as retarded.

The whole video reminds me of an Animal Planet episode where a snake devours a lion cub. In other words, hot!

Source: theblemish.com

At a launch party, dubbed a “Greek Orgy” by the Daily Mail, for Sony Playstation 2’s God of War II game, the entertainment giant procured a freshly slaughtered — it was still warm when guests put their hands in — decapitated goat.

Guests at the event were even invited to reach inside the goat’s still-warm carcass to eat offal from its stomach.

They also threw knives at targets and pulled live snakes from a pit with their bare hands.

Topless girls added to the louche atmosphere by dipping grapes into guests’ mouths, while a male model portraying Kratos, the game’s warrior hero, handed out garlands.

Sony issued an apology and plans to recall all the Playstation magazines featuring the images. Seriously guys. Reaching inside a decapitated goat to eat its intestines? A pig I can understand. Bacon is yummy. But a goat is just gross. However, the topless girls feeding people grapes? Now that’s classy.

Source: theblemish.com

Nicole Richie was acting like a diva at the Australian MTV Awards last night. Nicole was paid big money to attend, but wouldn’t even come out of her dressing room for rehearsals. The most surprising thing is she has fans in Australia.

Richie’s trip hasn’t been a happy one — she upset fans when she arrived at Sydney Airport on Saturday, refusing to sign autographs for many who had waited up to 48 hours for a glimpse of their idol.

Maybe they thought she was Gandhi. News flash Australia. Gandhi was Indian and he didn’t starve himself because he wanted to fit into a size 0. But damn if he didn’t look good in one.

Source: theblemish.com

I almost forgot. It’s Kirsten Dunst’s birthday today. Happy birthday. You’re ugly and I’m not. Thanks. I guess. To add to this, here’s an early review of Spider-Man 3 which pretty much calls the movie a 2 hour crap fest. Whatever reviewer dude. Did you watch it with your eyes closed? If you didn’t, you should. It helps to not look directly at her.