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Mischa Barton was in London the other day flashing her panties. God, is this what the world has come to? Celebrities spreading their legs like they were working the porn star machine at the gym for attention daddy didn’t give them? Did that sound indignant? Because it wasn’t supposed to. The only problem is that the exhibitionists doing this so far suck. Mischa, Britney, Paris and Lindsay? Screw that. Give me Kelly Brook, Alessandra Ambrosio or someone that won’t force my penis to pop some Xanax.

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Mischa Barton tells PEOPLE it’s “really nice, it’s great actually” to be single. She offers advice to other single girls, “Just embrace it. It’s important to breathe for a minute.” …

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These pictures of Mischa Barton at a charity ball are a few days old, but they’re worth a glance because Mischa looks really stoned. At least I hope she is because she’s dressed like a weirdo. …

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For the second time this week, Mischa Barton’s boob popped out of her dress. This time at another fashion show in London. One has to wonder if these incidents are just a simple wardrobe malfunction …

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Mishca Barton attended Fashion for Relief yesterday, ran around drunk and would only use the private disabled bathroom. While that’s exciting in and of itself, the awesome part was Mischa’s …

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Mischa Barton has been “dropped by Creative Artists Agency because she hasn’t had any big roles since ‘The O.C.’ ” A spokeswoman says that she wasn’t dropped, she left on her own …

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Unbeknown to me, there’s a magazine devoted to everyone’s favorite polyamide yarn, Nylon. Weird. Even weirder? The latest issue of Nylon is devoted to its arch nemesis, denim, otherwise …

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Mischa Barton’s publicist claims that those photographs showing her “cellulite ridden” ass were doctored and that the photographer who took them, Jamie Fawcett, is out to get her. Fawcett …

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Mishca Barton is mad Jamie Fawcett, a paparazzo, took pictures of her cellulite ridden ass sunbathing topless in Australia. Mischa says:
“He’s a ridiculous human being. I’ve never abhorred …

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No way these topless sunbathing shots of Mischa Barton, 22, aren’t edited. Her ass and thighs look like the outside of a golf ball. They’re so dimpled NASA won’t even send an unmanned …

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Damn, you know what would really cheer me up?
Another celebrity DUI.
It’s been awhile since we’ve had a good one, don’t you think?
And it looks like Mischa Barton’s going to weasel …