Angelina Jolie is a good time
Source: theblemish.com
Speaking to Ok Magazine, Angelina Jolie says she has been sexual ever since kindergarten. Starting from nursery school, Angelina would make out with boys and strip naked.
“I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties. Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!”
Angelina’s sexual adventurousness continued through her teenage years where she lost her virginity at 14 and developed a fetish for combining knives and sex.
“I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars.”
One of my goals in life is to sleep with Angelina Jolie. Now, I’m not so sure. Once I’m done giving her multiple orgasms, I’ll be too scared knowing she’s about to stick me like a pig. Yea, the knife would probably shatter on my rock hard chest and abs, but if it’s my soft, supple lips then I’m screwed.
Here are some pictures from when she was really young.
