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Oh happy, happy day!
My money was on April 5 or earlier, but whatever, I’ll settle for April 18.
I’ll send you over to my friend MK at Popbytes, the only Toriphile to whom even I will defer, for the details and the video for the first single, “Big Wheels.”
I mean, it’s not like I have a copy that I’ve been rocking out to all night — that would be stealing — but suffice it to say that it’s been a very wonderful evening in La Casa Beet.
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Clearly, she kept eating the master tapes.
At the ASCAP Pop Awards in Hollywood on Wednesday night.
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Seriously I don’t know who this Spencer Pratt guy thinks he is but LC is wayyyyy cooler than he will ever be. Remember Spencer, she was the famous one that got you on TV in the first place. From what i’ve heard your has-been ass has not been able to get in the clubs lately. Wonder why. Here is a telling exerpt from the Spencer/Hedi US Weekly interview.
Us: Spencer, did Lauren’s split from your pal Brody Jenner makes things tricky?
Pratt: “Lauren couldn’t get into clubs before she met us! We were her ticket to Hollywood. As soon as the double dating stopped, she was out. She has trouble being the third wheel. That’s what she was when Brody didn’t want to keep seeing her.”
I’m not going to go into the fact that Hedi’s alibi is the fact that she was in the hospital because she had just gotten her boobs and nose done. Trying to compete with Spencer’s Playmates are we? I love LC, I hate these two doucebags…they are on the fast track to VH1’s “Celeb” Reality.
Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com
Well, I suppose it’s better than arson. On April 11, Page Six reported that Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan’s ex, arrived home to find his multi-million-dollar pad drenched in water coming from the apartment above his. That apartment belongs to Lindsay Lohan. Page Six reported that Lindsay had faulty plumbing, and Lohan’s rep reported that “this happened while Lindsay was in New York.”
But that was before TMZ was on the case. They actually managed to obtain the incident report from the condo complex, Sierra Towers. The officer on duty reports, “It seems that they left the faucet on. I turned it off.” Further, TMZ claims that Lindsay was not at all in NYC at that time because they have footage of her out partying. However, TMZ’s footage was posted on March 7, and was supposedly taken “last night,” which would mean the night of Tuesday, March 6. The incident report was filed a little after midnight on March 6, which is essentially late Monday night. So I’m not sure if this is proof that Lindsay was not in NYC at the time. Regardless, how often have you just accidentally left your bath water on while you headed out for the night? Then again, how often have you been nine cocktails and an eight-ball in before you headed out for the night …
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Paris Hilton will have to make time somewhere in her busy schedule of drinking, driving and dating a D-list celebrity to actually appear in a court room. Throughout all her legal woes the past few months — her DUI and then, later, driving on a suspended license — Paris has managed not to make a single appearance in court. Her lawyers handle it all for her. But an L.A. judge just ordered that a Media Field Day be held on May 4: he’s requiring that Hilton herself show up in his court room. Paris may face up to 90 days jail time for driving on a suspended license.
Paris’s rep, Elliot Mintz, has argued that Paris did not know her license was suspended, but the city attorney’s office stated that they feel confident they can prove that she did. I’m not sure how the city attorney’s office plans to do this, but I’m sure the fact that it was national news will help. I know how Paris’s lawyers will try to beat this. It will go something like this:
Paris’ Lawyer: Paris, who is the President of the United States?
Paris Hilton: I don’t know. Rupert Murdoch?
PL: Paris, can you name a country with which the United States is currently at war?
PH: Um, Boston?
PL: Paris, can you name a country with which the United States has ever been at war?
PH: …
PL: Paris, can you name a country?
PH: …
PL: Your honor, I rest my case.
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I hate that this is the second post about Larry Birkead but here are some photos from his shoot with OK Magazine. I have to say that he and Danni look beautiful together. I guess he and Anna were secretly engaged. No matter what this is a beautiful child and I hope somebody can get over the hype and actually take care of her.
Gay Larry update via TMZ
UPDATE: In reference to the National Enquirer stories, Larry tells OK! “Both stories are totally untrue. I understand that’s part of the celebrity game that people will say anything for money. He was a friend of a friend of mine and has a picture of us standing next to each at a party. That’s it. We haven’t spoke since but now that he can some money for the photo he’s making up a story to sell it. As far as having a baby, I’ve never seen any documents saying that I fathered a child before Dannielynn.”
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Here’s the two minute short that Will Ferrell and Adam McKay did. It’s pretty funny, and the world is abuzz, like little honey bees.
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I really like Dave Chappelle. I loved his movie, Dave Chappelle’s Block Party, and I think he’s one of the more interesting humans to ever appear on the Oprah show. But check this noise out:
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Now that he’s back on the standup circuit, Dave Chappelle has a lot to say. The comic … shattered the Laugh Factory’s endurance record by taking to the comedy club’s stage for six hours and seven minutes on Sunday.
SIX HOURS. Imagine that. Being funny for six hours of comedy. That’s not even human, or possible. It’s inhuman. And impossible. Yet the guy did it. Instant diagnosis? He’s a stark raving mad fellow.
Now for the good news. I Love that. The best comedians of our time aren’t well adjusted in the slightest, they’re loons. Chappelle is currently the best in the business, I just wish I’d been there to see it. It’s something I would’ve actually told my grandchildren if I hadn’t preemptively written them out of my will so long ago.
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Before I start this article–mom turn your head away now.
When I want to spice up my sex life I’ll usually go to buy a nice little negligee, or maybe a video or a toy (I will also be practicing the techniques that Cele|bitchy put out earlier today–who says gossip blogs can’t be educational?). In my experience, that kind of stuff usually works and is harmless enough (ish).
Angelina Jolie, the woman who has been voted the Sexiest Woman Alive in countless of publications that sit next to my boyfriend’s bed, has a more risque approach. She uses knives during sex to cut herself or her partner.
Knives. In bed. With naked dangling body parts that can get hurt easily. In the words of my dear little sister who lives in Chicago: Bitch, please:
Here’s the article from English newspaper Metro on how she told OK! Magazine that sex got boring for her when she was all of fourteen years old, so she felt she needed to kick her sex life up a notch:
She said, “I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened
Now I see what John Voight was trying to say when he said she needed “help”. Angelina, a word if I may: Sex is supposed to feel good; it’s not supposed to hurt! Spanking? Good, if not arousing if you aren’t smacked too hard. Pulling hair–it hurts sometimes, but again, mildy amusing. Taking a switchblade to your man like you’re trying to steal his wallet? NOT GOOD.
Poor Brad. He’s stuck with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark as his missus. I’m going to print that article now and slip it in my boyfriend’s magazines to watch him cringe and cross his legs for all he’s worth.
Source: www.celebitchy.com
The National Enquirer has an interview frrom an ex model named Kerrick Ross who claims to have slept with Larry Birkhead numerous times around mid-2000. Damn, I knew his hair was too pretty:
“America doesn’t know the whole story about Larry Birkhead,” Kerrick, who’s 38 and lives in Louisville, Ky., tells The Enquirer. “He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!”
The two met at a cocktail party in Louisville around mid-2000 when Birkhead was a struggling real estate agent and writer, angling for a show business career in Hollywood.
“We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me.”But Birkhead insisted on keeping their romance a secret. “I had been ‘out’ for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet - and he was terrified about his family, who were devout Southern Baptists, finding out he was having a gay relationship,” revealed Kerrick.
Birkhead’s lawyers deny that he had a gay relationship with Kerrick, but Kerrick passed a rigorous polygraph test administered by a top-notch examiner.
If this is true (The National Enquirer are a bit hit or miss when it comes to their “exclusives”), this will be as a blow to the family man image that Birkhead is trying to carve out for himself from the Anna Nicole Smith ongoing saga. Most people saw him as the victim of the whole ordeal, and now that he has proven that Danniellynn is his daughter, a lot of people are supporting him and he is using the media to have his “story” heard (hey, he has lots of legal bills to pay off). Birkhead’s attorneys have denied it, and that is good enough for me until he actually jumps out of the closet wearing sequins and singing Judy Garland.
On another note–how cute is Dannielynn on the cover of OK!? I can spread that child and eat her on a cracker, she’s so adorable!
The pics are from TMZ.
