Everything’s Coming Up Shia LaBoeuf
Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com
You see this? This is the casual, cocky, pocketed-hands look of the Next Big Thing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: doesn’t “boeuf” mean “beef” in French? I don’t remember. But, more importantly, who is this kid? Why is his name popping up fucking everywhere these days? Who the hell actually saw Disturbia?
A fair number of people, it turns out, as the movie claimed this weekend’s box office top spot with $23M.
If you’re twelve years old, you remember Shia from Even Stevens, the Disney show I’d comment on if I had ever seen it in my whole life. If you’re not twelve years old, you don’t know who he is. But that’s gonna change soon, as Chia Pet LaBeef is taking the Indiana Jones reins out of Harrison Ford’s wrinkled, shaky hands for the 2008 release of the fourth Indy movie. And you better believe a $23M opening is gonna look like spare change when that little boulder rolls through theaters.
Welcome aboard, Shia. Try to stay away from Paris Hilton.
