Britney discovers sarcasm

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Like. Hi ya’ll. This is Britney Spears and I want to, like, set the record straight.

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Published on April 16th, 2007 in Britney Spears
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Last 10 posts from category "Britney Spears"

Britney Spears is lazy

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Talking about how Britney Spears’ preparation for her first arena tour in five years is getting off to a rocky start, Us Weekly via MSNBC says it’s because she’s talentless and lazy. They …

Published on January 7th, 2009 in Britney Spears

Britney has vagina dentata

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A beautiful stranger hacked Britney’s Twitter account and posted some ugly lies on her page. Lies that need correcting. For the record, Britney’s vagina is not 4 feet wide. It’s 3.89 feet. …

Published on January 5th, 2009 in Britney Spears, Twitter

Britney’s brother got married on NYE

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Britney Spears has a 31-year-old brother by the name of Bryan who was married in a private ceremony at New Orleans landmark Latrobe’s on Royal on New Year’s Eve. All the Spears were in attendance …

Published on January 2nd, 2009 in Britney Spears, Bryan Spears

Britney’s dad is going to have a Merry Christmas

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A Los Angeles court has ruled to increase Jamie Spears’ salary to $75 an hour. Before, Britney’s dad was making $10,000 a month for playing conservator. His fee has now been upped to $16,000 …

Published on December 23rd, 2008 in Britney Spears, Jamie Spears

Britney and Benji Madden?

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According to Popcrunch, Britney hates her life enough to date Paris Hilton’s ex, Benji Madden. In Touch reports that they’ve been secretly seeing each other and were spotted once at The …

Published on December 19th, 2008 in Benji Madden, Britney Spears

Britney Spears celebrated

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Britney got over her hate of people yesterday to go to Club Tenjune for her birthday party. The Daily Mail says she “showed off her newly svelte body” in a designer dress that had to be …

Published on December 3rd, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney hates people

Source: theblemish.com

Aside from turning 27 and releasing her new album, Britney Spears is also trying to clean up her image. As any good publicist knows, that task begins with anecdotes about how boring you are …

Published on December 2nd, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney Spears is hot?

Source: theblemish.com

This is just a photo follow-up to that Britney Spears GMA birthday post. This is amazing. Six months ago people were confusing Britney with a Butterball turkey and she would have sang an ode …

Published on December 2nd, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney Spears turned 27

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Today is Britney Spears’ birthday. The human fail boat turns 27 and to celebrate, she gave an uninspiring performance of “Circus” and “Womanizer” on Good Morning …

Published on December 2nd, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney is coming back, kind of

Source: theblemish.com

Britney Spears lip-synced her way through Womanizer on UK’s The X-Factor last week as part of her second attempt at a comeback. According to the Times, it didn’t turn out so well. While …

Published on December 1st, 2008 in Britney Spears


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