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Okay, did her bangs think they were getting their own spin-off, too?

I mean, unless she has some sort of inexplicable, totally untreatable fucking growth on her forehead this week, there is no fucking excuse for this haircut. It looks ridiculous and it makes her look about 10 years older. I don’t get it, Kate. You used to be such a pretty girl.

Update: You know, I should add that both T.R. Knight and Katherine Heigl made appearances at this GLAAD event. But I went through all the photos and couldn’t find a single one of Isaiah Washington. Curious.

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I fell in love with her on American Dreams, and I even loved her when she was playing that crazy racist psycho on Nip/Tuck. I mean, I didn’t love her character (in fact, I credit that entire subplot as the official Nip/Tuck shark-jumping), but I still loved her. I even love that cute little scar she has on her forehead. And, because I love her so much, I’m not going to spend much time harping on the fact that she’s wearing enough base here to feed a family of four for a month. I mean, if people could eat cosmetics. Anyway, here’s Brittany looking adorable at the GLAAD Media Awards.

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What? It’s been three days. She actually looks very pretty at this event (Nordstrom at Garden State Plaza). The make-up looks fantastic and she’s not dressed weird. Good job, Mischa. Way to sell them Keds.

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Prince William and Kate Middleton have ended their four year relationship igniting the hopes of many a young girl who has had a crush on the young prince. Sadly, many people in England were eagerly awaiting the day these two would have a lavish royal wedding like that of Princess Diana.

Nobody knows the actual reason for the split but The Sun has reported that William and Kate were under a lot of pressure and William was wanting to focus on his career. William is set to dedicate the next few years of his life to the military after graduating from Sandhurst Military Academy.

The couple have been dating since they met at St. Andrews University. Kate is followed by the paps wherever she goes and I think that might be a huge reason for the split. Princess Diana was such an icon and to be the next Princess is a huge responsibility for any young woman.

Next up! Who is Prince William dating next? Me I tell you ME ME ME!

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Unbeknownst to me, my fiance has subscribed to a BBC News service where he gets breaking news texted to his cell phone. When he was texted at quarter past seven this morning and got up quickly afterwards, I thought it was his work contacting him and I went back to sleep for another hour or so.

I woke up a bit later to get me and my daughter some breakfast, when my sombre looking boyfriend stopped me in the kitchen to tell me the real reason he got up. He received a BBC News text saying Prince William had split up with his girlfriend, so he got up to hide all the suitcases in the house to scupper my bid to run away.

I am giving him the cold shoulder now for being so selfish–surely, if he really loved me, he should want what is best for me?

Yes, ladies: Prince William has split up with his girlfriend. I think I could now feel the warm wind caused by a million collective sighs of relief.

Apparently The Sun has the exclusive on this so, here are excerpts from the article:

PRINCE William’s romance with Kate Middleton was doomed when he decided to put Army life first, pals claimed last night.

From the outside all the signs seemed to suggest the young lovers were just weeks away from announcing their intention to wed.

But in reality, it is understood they had been on a downward spiral since Kate saw the 24-year-old future king passing out from the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in December last year.

Friends say William, now a fully-fledged officer in the Blues and Royals, has engrossed himself in Army life — preferring to go out drinking with his colleagues than drive back to London to see Kate.

When he began his 2½-month tank commander course at the Army’s school of armoury in Bovington, Dorset, on March 16, the relationship was in freefall.

One close friend of the couple said: “As far as Kate is concerned, William simply hasn’t been paying her enough attention.

“She is stuck in London while he is living in an officer’s mess in Dorset. Kate feels hugely frustrated that their relationship just seems to be going backwards at a rate of knots.

“At university they were living together. Now, nearly three years on, they are lucky if they see each other once a week.

“When he does get a night off, it appears to Kate that William would rather spend time drinking with his new-found Army pals.”

While millions of people will be shocked to read that the world’s most eligible bachelor is back on the market, friends of the couple will be equally surprised.

Any cracks in their relationship were hidden from all but the couple’s closest circle.

Everyone had thought Prince William was going to marry Kate Middleton for a while now. The British tabs had been reporting on her a lot lately, scrutinizing her deamenor, her clothes, and even ran articles comparing and contrasting her to William’s mother, the late Princess Diana. All of the UK thought that since they had been together for so long (about 4 years now), that they would marry eventually, but as the Sun’s royal correspondent Duncan Larcombe told BBC Five Live: “The last person on earth who’s going to be pressured by newspaper columnists and television chat shows to get married is Prince William.”

I feel bad for Middleton. She seems like she is a pretty, well adjusted, intelligent, and sassy girl–the perfect girl to take back home to meet the Queen, but still be excellent potential to help bring the English monarchy in line with the 21st century. If Kate Middleton can’t pull off snaring the prince, what hope do any other of us ladies have?

Darn…I better stop that order for my “Duchess of Topshop” royal stationary.

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Yes, I know this isn’t really news to anyone, but I’ve just read another story about Britney trying to transform herself into looking like she used to in her old jailbait looking days. Which is good on her–she’s looking a damn sight better than a couple months ago, when she looked like she could pass off as Mr. Clean’s stunt double:

From The Daily Mail

Just a few weeks ago we were wondering where Britney Spears’ hair had gone.

Now it seems that the rest of her is vanishing too.

When the 25-year-old singer emerged from rehab less than three weeks ago she looked bloated and out of shape.

But on a shopping expedition in Los Angeles yesterday she showed off a remarkable return to her previous svelte form.

She giggled as she repeatedly toyed with the hem of her short dress, pulling it up time and again to give a glimpse of her shapely legs.

Her dramatic transformation came as she moved to relaunch her flagging music career - and prompted speculation that she may have had more than a little helping hand to get herself trim.

A source told the American magazine Star: “Britney wants to look better than she ever has in her life. She has a plan and has already started working on it.”

“She is a size 6 (UK size 10) and wants to be a size 2 (UK size 6) when she is done in three months.”

It’s great to see Britney trying to re-capture her former glory days all at the ripe old age of 25 years old, but I’m sorry–no amount of weight loss is going to make you look like a sexy megastar when you insist on wearing bad wigs and even worst looking hats. The woman is in dire need of a stylist, and someone needs to go through her walk in closets and have a major clear out of clothes that would even make Bai Ling turn her nose in disgust.

I’ve decided that my good deed for the year should be sponsoring Britney Spear’s makeover (after her divorce with K-Fed and not having an album out for a while, I figured she would appareciate the financial contribution). For $5.00 a day, I can put the money in a fund and hopefully save up enough money to hire Patricia Fields to give Brit a fashion intervention–or at least save up the money to ask Fields where she got the Raquel Welch line of wigs that Samantha wore in Sex and the City to follow cheating Richard around. If Tara Reid can do it, surely there is hope for Britney yet.

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Holly Madison took time off from blowing Hugh Hefner and frolicking with naked playmates in a hot tub long enough to take pictures for PETA’s “I rather go naked than wear fur” campaign. These ads make no sense at all. This actually makes me want to wear fur. Just so the ladies who support PETA will show me the error of my ways by stripping naked and yelling at me. Damn, I usually pay for that. You mean I could get it for the price of a fur coat now?

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Here we have Christina Ricci in Player. I have issues with that forehead. It’s almost big enough for Jon Travolta to land his private jet on. The LAPD could use that thing as a battering ram.

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Vegas Magazine put Alessandra Ambrosio on their cover. I don’t know why they didn’t put a greased up Rosie O’Donnell eating a bucket of KFC. Instead, they put this Victoria’s Secret model. Why would that make me want to go to Vegas?

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This proves the more makeup you put on Kirsten and the more hair you put in front of her face, the better she looks. Imagine how hot she would look stuffed in a garbage bag. Yowsa!