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Save these pictures, Britney. Print them out and put them in a shoebox and keep them under your bed. Then when Sean and Jayden are 12 and 14 and come home stoned out of their gourds you can sit them down and be like, “Look, boys. I know drugs and alcohol are tempting. Mommy once used drugs and alcohol. Wanna see what happened to Mommy when she used drugs and alcohol?” And then you can pull out these pictures and show them and save yourself a lot of money on rehab stints for your kids.

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Talking about how Britney Spears’ preparation for her first arena tour in five years is getting off to a rocky start, Us Weekly via MSNBC says it’s because she’s talentless and lazy. They …

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A beautiful stranger hacked Britney’s Twitter account and posted some ugly lies on her page. Lies that need correcting. For the record, Britney’s vagina is not 4 feet wide. It’s 3.89 feet. …

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Britney Spears has a 31-year-old brother by the name of Bryan who was married in a private ceremony at New Orleans landmark Latrobe’s on Royal on New Year’s Eve. All the Spears were in attendance …

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A Los Angeles court has ruled to increase Jamie Spears’ salary to $75 an hour. Before, Britney’s dad was making $10,000 a month for playing conservator. His fee has now been upped to $16,000 …

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According to Popcrunch, Britney hates her life enough to date Paris Hilton’s ex, Benji Madden. In Touch reports that they’ve been secretly seeing each other and were spotted once at The …

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Britney got over her hate of people yesterday to go to Club Tenjune for her birthday party. The Daily Mail says she “showed off her newly svelte body” in a designer dress that had to be …

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Aside from turning 27 and releasing her new album, Britney Spears is also trying to clean up her image. As any good publicist knows, that task begins with anecdotes about how boring you are …

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This is just a photo follow-up to that Britney Spears GMA birthday post. This is amazing. Six months ago people were confusing Britney with a Butterball turkey and she would have sang an ode …

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Today is Britney Spears’ birthday. The human fail boat turns 27 and to celebrate, she gave an uninspiring performance of “Circus” and “Womanizer” on Good Morning …

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Britney Spears lip-synced her way through Womanizer on UK’s The X-Factor last week as part of her second attempt at a comeback. According to the Times, it didn’t turn out so well. While …