Paris Hilton suddenly a brunette
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I wonder what Paris Hilton was thinking when she dyed her hair brown, that maybe it would make her look smarter? I think she will need a lot more than that to make her smarter, don’t you?
Last 10 posts from category "Paris Hilton"
George Clooney and Paris Hilton?
Source: theblemish.com
Reports indicate that Paris Hilton may be banging George Clooney. The two have been spotted out together a couple of times. The first being at the Whiskey Bar in West Hollywood. Sources say: …
Good thing Paris is in Australia
Source: theblemish.com
Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday. Since she was in another country, it saved me from having to call 911 on her. Just as …
Published on December 29th, 2008
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Paris is a detective
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Paris Hilton isn’t one to sit idly by while some stranger rubs her antique jewelery all over their genitals. She put on her pink and plaid detective hat, filled her bubble pipe and watched …
Published on December 23rd, 2008
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Paris Hilton is devastated
Source: theblemish.com
Paris Hilton’s house in Beverly Hills was burglarized last week by a man wearing a hoodie and gloves who forced his way through the front door and stole $2 million in jewelery from her bedroom. …
Published on December 22nd, 2008
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Paris is a good teacher
Source: theblemish.com
Esquire profiled Paris Hilton and instead of a long winded essay which they’d eventually regret, kind of like when you wake up next to a fat, ugly chick after a night of drinking, they just …
Published on December 18th, 2008
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Paris Hilton is on the prowl
Source: theblemish.com
It was only a matter of time before Paris Hilton’s diseased womb rubbed up against another unsuspecting actor. The Daily Star claims Gerard Butler is the latest victim. Paris even has a pet …
Paris thinks very highly of herself
Source: theblemish.com
Paris Hilton insists she’s living proof that blondes are not imbeciles (whatever that means). And that her character on The Simple Life was just that, a character. The 27-year-old said:
“I’m …
Published on December 11th, 2008
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Prince William is banned
Source: theblemish.com
Palace officials made the wise decision to ban Prince William from being within a 50 mile radius of the Paris Hilton on New Year’s Eve. Fox News says Paris is tapped to host the Bongo Virus …
Say hello, say goodbye to Paris Hilton’s new BFF
Source: theblemish.com
Since no one would willingly be Paris Hilton’s BFF, Paris held a contest to find one herself. Turns out there are a lot of sycophants in the world as more than a handful showed up. Auditions …
Paris Hilton wants to hook-up
Source: theblemish.com
After being dumped by Warner Bros., Paris Hilton is looking for a record label willing to partner with her own independent label, Heiress Records, to release a followup to her 2006 flop, Paris. …
Published on December 1st, 2008
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