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The main girl on “The Hills” Lauren Conrad, whose name has been affectionately dumbed down to a more memorable “LC”, tried unsuccessfully to break into ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler’s house in an attempt to retrieve a sex tape the two made. Earlier, Lauren demanded the tape, which she got, but that sly dog Jason made a copy. Now he’s trying to sell it before he goes to jail and if no one wants it, then on to the internet it goes.

“Jason is trying to sell the video before he goes to jail. LC will lose her mind when she finds out! Lauren tried to break into Jason’s apartment to get the tape, she was practically stalking him and calling non-stop until he finally agreed to give her the video.”

People can be such brutes. My sex tape was leaked onto the internet once. I was not a happy camper. The judge told me I couldn’t do anything since it wasn’t really considered sex. Well, maybe some people have different definitions of the word. You ever think about that Judge Fancypants? Sex isn’t always about a penis and a vagina or mouth. Sometimes it’s about sobbing naked in a circle of stuffed animals outfitted with Jessica Alba masks while Kelly Clarkson plays in the background.

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• Laurent Conrad: There’s no sex tape! [Us Weekly]

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Lauren Conrad, of that retarded show The Hills, had a $118,000 Audi R8 delivered to her home yesterday. Here she is driving it. You may want to mark this down on your calendar as the day a little
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Not only do you get to watch Lauren Conrad in the confusingly popular reality show, The Hills, but you’ll soon have a chance to read a fictionalized account of her life. Conrad has signed …

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Lauren Conrad is the star of the scripted reality show, The Hills. She’s found fame amongst teenage girls and bored 20-somethings. However, apart from those people, nobody likes her. Case …

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Last week, Lauren Conrad from The Hills came home to find Audrina doing a photo shoot in their shared house. The problem with that is LC promised another magazine exclusive photos of their backyard. …

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She sure is busting her butt trying to promote this little clothing line of hers.
Here she is in Canada, where her line will be sold at Holt Renfrew.
These don’t look all that special
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Audrina Patridge reminds us all that she does, occasionally, wear clothes, at The Hills Season 3 premiere party in NYC.
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“Playing yourself on reality television isn’t to our reader the level of accomplishment that you need to have on the cover of Cosmo.”
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LC wore an item from her new fashion line to her Letterman appearance.
You know how Arby’s is all like: “Arby’s is Different. Different is Good”?
I think it’s important people realize …