Halle Berry gets a star

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Halle Berry

Halle Berry received her Walk of Fame star yesterday morning. Showing her gratitude, Halle puckered up and planted one on her freshly minted pink pride which may or may not have been urinated on by workers and vagrants. As her emotions burst forth like explosive diarrhea, Halle exclaimed

“I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now. I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels.”

Oh, that Halle Berry has a way with words. As such, her wish is my command. But I call firsties. I’m not about to be #53 and have to brave a putrid, gooey mess, yet again.

Published on April 4th, 2007 in Halle Berry
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Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive

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Halle Berry was named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Of 2008. The new mom gave her own acceptance speech saying sexiness is a state of mind and adds, “That’s really the only wardrobe …

Published on October 8th, 2008 in Halle Berry

Halle Berry is photo shooting

Source: theblemish.com

These pictures are supposedly of Halle Berry in Hawaii at a photo shoot. I’m not 100% sure because the quality sucks. For a while, I thought I was staring at a ghost. Then I figured out it

Published on July 4th, 2008 in Halle Berry

Halle Berry at the Silver Rose Gala and Auction

Published on April 28th, 2008 in Halle Berry, Sexy Bitches

Halle Berry in no hurry to whore out her baby

Source: theblemish.com

Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez have all sold their babies to the highest bidder in light speed after their births. Halle Berry, on the other hand, hasn’t yet pimped out …

Published on April 10th, 2008 in Halle Berry

Donatella Versace Played Matchmaker Between Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Donatella Versace told People magazine that she was the one who hooked up Halle Berry with her baby’s daddy, Gabriel Aubry.
“Of course, I was at the shoot when they met. I know him very …

Published on March 20th, 2008 in Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Love, Donatella Versace, Halle Berry

Her name is Nahla Ariela Aubry

Source: theblemish.com

You guys have probably been curious as to what Halle Berry named her daughter. Well wonder no more as all will be revealed. Er, I think I gave it away in the title, but if you’re a little …

Published on March 19th, 2008 in Halle Berry

Halle Berry’s Baby Has a Name

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have named their little kiddo.
According to Access Hollywood, the baby’s name is Nahla Ariela Aubry.
“We didn’t have a name picked out until just before we …

Published on March 18th, 2008 in Gabriel Aubry, Halle Berry

Halle Berry gave birth

Source: theblemish.com

Hally Berry finally squeezed out a 7lb 4oz baby girl on Sunday morning, March 16. Halle is a hot piece of ass and her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, is a model so I’m sure the baby’s genetics …

Published on March 17th, 2008 in Halle Berry

Halle Berry Has a Baby Girl

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl Sunday morning in Los Angeles.
Berry, 41, started having contractions on Saturday morning and was admitted into the hospital only to be sent home. She was …

Published on March 17th, 2008 in Celebrity Babies, Halle Berry

Halle Berry popped!

Source: seriouslyomg.com

 (photo from Daily Mail)

Halle Berry had a little baby girl today according to People and that is all that is known now. Halle Berry who has not been seen much for the last few weeks …

Published on March 16th, 2008 in Halle Berry


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