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Sometimes you need a pick me up, don’t you? This may be the worst movie ever, in the history of the world, and it has Rosie pretending to be mentally retarded.
Only, actually, she doesn’t even do it very well. She just throws on this crazy fozzy “wocka” accent and calls it good. Enjoy!
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Have you ever really missed a deceased relative? Me too. Keith Richards might have, he might not have, but he’s definitely crazy either way.
From AP LONDON:
Keith Richards: The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. “He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”
His father was cremated and Keith snorted the ashes. Hmmm. Well at least he had the good sense to mix pops with blow. Classy.
We will now only run posts on things Keith HASN’T snorted in the interest of time.
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I am all for getting plastic surgery on your body. Get some boobs! Lift your butt! Lipo lipo lipo. Ladies, however, stay away from messing with your face.
Lip injections, too much botox, and a few unfortuneate nips and tucks have made Nicole Kidman a creepy version of her former self. Take a cue from Michelle Pfeiffer. She has allowed herself to age gracefully and still looks like herself.
You can’t be young forever, and somehow I have a feeling Nicole has aged herself by being too thin and tweaking with her natural beauty.
Here are some pictures of Nicole pre-plastic.
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Owen and Kate last Friday went on a cozy lunch date in Santa Monica. After Owen, Kate’s “You, Me and Dupree” costar, broke up her marriage to that uggs rocker guy there were rumors that the relationship was over as Owen is a notorious toxic bachelor. I am guessing, from the looks of this photo, that their relationship is back on.
They actually look really cute together. I don’t care if Kate cheated, she is just adorable.
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Here’s a video of that song Michael Jackson and Ed Murphy did, awesomely called “Wazupwitu.”
I include this because it’s Murphy’s other secret shame (besides knocking up Scary Spice).
On that note Scary Spice has given birth. Her spokesmodel said:
“The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair,” No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown.”
Ed Murphy has already stated he’ll be asking for a paternity test, and at the Oscars he threw out this little bomb to a reporter:
I don’t know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions, sir.”
No I shan’t! Oh no, wait, I shall. Mostly because if the spice rack is willing to go the paternity route she’s probably pretty certain. I’m guessing she remembers who she had sex with around that timeframe.
Oh, and proof that God has a sense of humor: The kid was born on Eddie’s birthday. Which is today. Happy birthday Eddie!
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Page Six Gestapo Sayeth:
PRODUCTION of “Grindhouse,” the much-hyped Quentin Tarantino-Robert Rodriguez movie opening Friday, ground to a halt last year when Rodriguez fell for his leading lady, Rose McGowan, and his wife found out.
Nice! Well, it’s not like Rob and his wife had kids or anything, nothing to tether them to an emotionally vacant relationship. Hmm? What’s that?
Rodriguez and his spouse of 16 years, Elizabeth Avellan, raised five kids and worked together, with Elizabeth serving as his co-producer on “Grindhouse,” “Sin City,” “From Dusk Till Dawn,” “Desperado” and “Spy Kids.”
Oh. Well, I think we all know by this point that this Rose chick is nutty, so I’m sure it will be fun times until she tries to knife you or something. Bad move Roberto.
Rodriguez and Avellan insist that their separation is amicable and that they plan to raise their four boys, Rebel, Rocket, Rogue and Racer, and daughter, Rhiannon, together and continue their partnership in Troublemaker Studios.
Yes, he named all his children RR. And he’s dating a Rose. So if they get married that makes her…
Sorry Elizabeth, you were betrayed by your own initials.
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Here are some adorable pictures of Berlin’s Knut the Polar Bear in Vanity Fair. The combo of Knut and Leo DiCaprio is just too adorable. The flight against global warmning just got sexy!
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Kid Rock and former Creed frontman Scott Stapp made a sex tape with a bunch of groupies on their tour bus together seven years ago. A preview of the tape was released by the would-be distributors about a year ago, and is shown below (NSFW). It seems to show Kid Rock getting some uh, butt play while Scott Stapp enjoys a BJ and says “it’s good to be the king.” Stapp tried to make the claim that there was no sexual intercourse on the tape, saying that it was edited deceptively, but his definition of sex was probably Clintonian.
Stapp claimed that the tape was released by someone who wanted to ruin his solo career while Kid Rock said the release of the tape was Stapp’s fault but that the publicity would only benefit his new album coming out at the time.
One of the female participants sued Stapp, saying she suffered emotional distress when the tape came out and sought to block its release.
Last year Stapp won a temporary court order to prevent it from getting out, and it looks like that order is now permanent and we’ll never be subjected to it.
Stapp has been award undisclosed damages for the tape, and it will never be distributed as the company did not have rights to the tape:
On Friday, Stapp, 33, settled his invasion of privacy suit against WW Red Light District, who has agreed to withhold the tape from distribution.
The firm also admitted they did not hold the rights to the recording.
Stapp’s lawyer William Sayegh refused to disclose the terms of the agreement, but said it was “in Scott Stapp’s favor”.
That’s a good thing considering how nasty the preview clip is. I think that’s about all I want to see of these two getting it on.
This clip is NSFW or under-18, and if you were checking out the gossip last year you’ve probably already seen it:
Header picture from TV24.se.
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All the high fat food Keira Knightley must eat seems to have taken a toll on her skin. The petite actress broke out in acne while filming the third installment in the Pirates series: At World’s End. She was said to have had a reaction to the makeup she was wearing:
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End is in the final days of post production, but they had a last minute expense. Keira Knightley’s complexion wasn’t up to snuff, so they called in special effects experts to smooth it out. Keira, 22, was said to have had a bad reaction to make-up, and she broke out with acne during filming. Despite the best lighting efforts, the bumps still showed so they were digitally removed in every close-up. Now she looks as beautiful as Johnny Depp.
That sounds like Lindsay Lohan’s boobs being made smaller for that pre-teen Herbie movie. I guess it’s like photoshopping models for magazines except it takes a lot more time and effort. I think Knightley is full of shit and I kind of get a perverse pleasure out of learning that she broke out badly.
Knightley recently said that she was said at the end of filming for the latest Pirate’s movie and that “we’ve all become sort of a family, so it’s weird to think it’s all over.”
For his part, Orlando Bloom has said that he hasn’t been approached to do another film, but he may have been joking around. There have been rumors that he’s being cut out of a fourth movie, which is now being written, in order to reel in costs.
Here are pictures from the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End which is due for release on May 25th in the US. Thanks to All Movie Photo.
