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Remember in January when Paris Hilton (or her lawyers) pleaded no contest to “alcohol-related reckless driving?” She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. Her license was also suspended. Paris knew that, because of course Paris knew that. Hell, my grandfather probably knew that. It was all over the news. But when she was pulled over again in late February, speeding at night without her headlights on, her rep claimed she didn’t know her license was suspended. L.A. County prosecutors have had enough, and they’re asking a judge to revoke Hilton’s probation based on the February citation. If the judge agrees, Paris may be required to serve jail time.

“We’re confident we have sufficient evidence to prove that her license was suspended and that she had knowledge of that suspension,” said a spokesman for the city attorney’s office.

Paris’s rep, perhaps not surprisingly, declined comment.

She’s such a retard. You have all the money in the world and you’re still driving on a suspended license. Hire a driver for a year, genius.

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Now that she ditched her ball and chain Benji Madden, Paris can get back to doing what she does best. Vie for everyone’s attention in a half-assed attempt to make up for her loveless childhood. …

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Paris Hilton phoned into Ryan Seacrest and spewed some garbage about how she and Benji are on a break. She said “he is an incredible person” and hinted that there’s a possibility they …

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Star Magazine surprisingly beat everybody to the punch by reporting that Benji Madden, the other Good Charlotte, and Paris Hilton broke up and proved that if you throw enough darts blindfolded …

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Paris Hilton, tired of her sham relationship with Benji Madden or just tired of Benji Madden in general, was reunited with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachros at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday …

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Paris Hilton will join Charlotte Rampling, Allison Janney and Ciaran Hinds in Todd Solondz’s “part sequel, part variation” companion piece to his 1998 film, Happiness.
Todd Solondz is …

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Quite often people compare Paris Hilton’s mentality to that of a five-year-old’s. They have yet to be proven wrong. Here’s Paris out at the grocery store buying Kellog’s Barbie cereal. …

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Just so you know, Paris Hilton exercised her right to vote yesterday and used it as another opportunity for a photo shoot. She put on her most conservative dress and headed to the polling place …

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Whoever becomes our nation’s next president, Obama or McCain, will owe Paris Hilton their undying gratitude. For it is this soulless vessel who encouraged our young, apathetic generation to …

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Poor Paris spoke to News of the World and complained about being used by past boyfriends to boost their fame. For example, Rick Salomon released a sex tape of her and Nick Carter and Stavros …

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Last time Paris Hilton was in London, she made a baffling $140,000 in appearance fees. This time around, with the struggling economy, she only managed to make $50,000. Let’s all stop filling …