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People have confirmed that James Blunt and Petra Nemcova split in February which lends more credence to the Blunt and Lohan rumor. They say the split was very amicable. Sure, if by amicable you mean James Blunt was clinging to Petra’s leg begging her not to leave. I could hear James shouting from where I live, “Please don’t leave me! Who will love me now? I’m the Elephant Man!” Then I heard he put a paper bag over his head and ran out crying, but knocked himself out after he charged into a telephone pole because he forgot to cut out little holes for his beady eyes. James Blunt is ugly.

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James Blunt and Gary Dourdan were hanging out at the beach the other day, surrounded by topless chicks who were sucking on each other’s tits. It must be boring to have nothing to do all day …

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“I’d be lying if I said it didn’t affect me in some way. But I have to let it brush off me because in the end it’s not really relevant.”
- James Blunt on being voted fourth in ‘The …

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James Blunt apparently abandoned his lady loving ways just long enough to show some graphic war footage during a recent concert. Blunt is best known for bland over-played music and romancing …

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Today might be “kill yourselfâ€? day because in addition to Jessica Alba’s pregnancy, there are reports that James Blunt has taken the virginities of hundreds of chalet girls …

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James Blunt has the reputation for being quite the ladies’ man. Which I find totally offensive to every one of my sensibilities. But apparently the guy gets around, and doles out a lot …

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The obvious choice for a costume for James Blunt would be a horse, but that would be too easy. I think he makes a fantastic albino rabbit as well…
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