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Simon Cowell has threatened to quit American Idol if singer Sanjaya Malakar wins. And he isn’t the only one who thinks Sanjaya is untalented, a fan of the show has gone on a hunger strike until the Indian singer is voted off. The unidentified retard has already gone four days without eating.

I’m always amazed to see people so captivated by this show. I guess I would go on a hunger strike too if I was a complete moron. Too bad I’m not. The genes this girl got from her parents was a real blessing. Her dad must have tainted his sperm with mercury and her mom must have swabbed her uterus with pesticides because that’s the only logical explanation for their witless daughter.

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American Idol has yet to premiere but the annoying reports about Paula and Simon are flooding in. Today it’s a story that Simon may not return to the series that brought him the most notoriety. …

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Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour are officially over after six years of dating. Six weeks ago, Teri phoned Simon and “finished it up.” The split was said to be amicable. Considering Terri …

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Simon Cowell recently explained why he and his longtime girlfriend, entertainment journalist Terri Seymour, will never get married. And it’s not because of his bromance with hyperactive American …

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Honestly, my undying allegiance goes to anyone who walks the red carpet with a pack of Camels and a Bic in his hand.
Here’s the love of my life, Simon Cowell, with girlfriend Terri Seymour
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Simon Cowell blames the instability of the music industry on Taylor Hicks, Ruben Studdard and Katharine McPhee losing their record deals.
Recently all three former Idols have been dropped by …

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Simon Cowell has always seemed a little odd to me – and the fact he wakes up to an identical breakfast in bed every day confirms his oddity.
“In the morning, I have a very set routine - …

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Simon Cowell agrees with me when it comes to Britney Spears. Sheabsolutly loves the attention she gets in the press, good or bad.
Whether she is pantyless, (supposedly) fighting for her children …

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Simon Cowell has gone on the record (I’m not sure which record it is… probably the gossip record) to state that he loves the strip clubs. And he’s pretty sure there’s nothing wrong …

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Tastes like chicken!
Paula Abdul spoke with People magazine and dished on this years American Idol auditions.
She says that so far she and black sweater wearing Simon Cowell are getting along …

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Simon Cowell’s acid tongue may actually have saved a person’s life. Cowell is also a judge on “X Factor,” which is the UK version of “American Idol.” Contestant Jacqui Gray auditioned …