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Can you guys smell the straightness wafting from Ryan Seacrest? The sawdust smell surrounds you like a dense fog, permeating every pore on your lesser non-Ryan Seacrest body. I don’t know how he does it, but if straightness was a style, Ryan would sashay his inglorious manhood all over your closeted pantie wearing body. And before he even reaches the end of the catwalk to flip his pink feathered boa, the audience would clap. God how they would clap. The corridors of American Idol couldn’t even contain the thunderous shrieks of “TOO MUCH MAN!”. Take a look at how Ryan effortlessly flexes and fluffs his butt as his buddy looks on. Not even the most finely crafted arrow could be straighter than that.

Bonus: Ryan Seacrest’s straightest moments.

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“Last night the judges were thrown a curve ball on the air, which is just part of a live show. But it sparked a lot of gossip about Paula. And I read some of this online this morning and …

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Wouldn’t you find it odd if 10 of the 20 finalists in last year’s American Idol songwriting contest had previous relationships with either Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, American Idol bandleader …

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Check out this little video of Extra’s Terri Seymour (who also happens to be Simon Cowell’s longtime girlfriend) interviewing Ryan Seacrest at a Details magazine party.
She’s basically …

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‘Nuff said.
I can’t stop laughing.
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I know I have a habit of picking these random D-listers to fall in love with, but I absolutely adore Holly Huddleston, of “Olly Girls” fame. I love both of them. Holly and Molly. I just …

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The open animosity between former spouses Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards just keeps boiling. After Denise went to court to gain the right to feature their two young daughters on her upcoming …

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Gary Busey made a call to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM show this morning to explain why he interrupted his interview last night on the red carpet of the Oscars. Listen to it here. This dude is …

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Last night, Ryan Seacrest tried to conduct an interview with Jennifer Garner and Laury Linney on the red carpet when an attention whoring Gary Busey suddenly appeared and shouted, “I’ve …

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Victoria Beckham, who I will forever refer to as Posh Spice, has been voted the sexiest mother by designers and executives at Victoria’s Secret. I’m not sure I look at those melons she has …

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What, no purple vest? No sequined belt? A shirt totally devoid of a snarky witticism?
Is Ryan Seacrest okay?
Also: is it just me, or is he putting on weight?
At Tenjune in NYC.
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