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Angelina Jolie has cleared the last hurdle. The U.S. Consular has granted Pax Thien Jolie a passport. Credit to Defamer who got the passport photo. Between the media and her life, Angelina has vowed to be a stay at home mom until Pax adjusts to his new life.

“I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother. Photographs and press coverage will make him upset. I’m very worried about that. I would like to say I’m sorry for bringing this into Pax’s life.”

I can help Pax adjust to a life constantly surrounded by paparazzi. When those big mean men with cameras come, bury your head in Angelina’s chest. Make sure to shake it left and right for comfort. If she’s not carrying you, run up and cling to her legs looking scared. Bonus if she’s wearing a skirt. Double bonus if she’s commando. That’s just me though. Other people will probably say suck on a juice box. Those people just don’t care as much as I do.

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Angelina Jolie has said she loves being pregnant because it makes her feel more like a woman and that she wants to do it again real soon. However, according to OK!, doctors have warned her that …

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In the latest Rolling Stone via Us, Brad took his pedophile mustache and talked about how he and Angelina don’t fight anymore. Working on The Curious Case of Benjamin Button made him contemplate …

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were also at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button yesterday. To celebrate, Brad bent Angelina over the rails and banged her. Celebrities, they’re
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Punisher: War Zone over Cadillac Records: If only for the sole reason Beyonce is in Cadillac Records.
Huffington questions the double-standards: The HP talks about Kate Winslet’s The Reader …

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Rumors spread yesterday that Angelina Jolie was pregnant again with In Touch fanning the flames. They allege Angelina told a waiter she was pregnant when he offered her a drink and that she …

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The New York Times put up a report today alleging Angelina Jolie has gained complete control over the media and is able to spin any story in her favor. The NYT claims that when Angelina sold …

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In an interview with BBC News, Angelina Jolie says she’s ready to quit acting to become a full time mother to her pack of nomadic children. Jolie has already planned a year off after she finishes …

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Jennifer Aniston has finally broken the silence about Angelina Jolie. In the upcoming Vogue, Aniston musters the courage to give Angelina a piece of her mind. Aniston tells Vogue: “What Angelina …

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According to OK! Magazine, 33-year-old Angelina Jolie plays video games to stay fit. It all started when Maddox was trying to convince her that the Nintendo DS is more a personal fitness coach …

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Angelina Jolie was photoshopped to perfection for the cover of the upcoming UK issue of Bazaar. She looks sexy as hell. They even covered up that big veiny thing on her forehead. Thanks guys.
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