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Sanjaya is still in “American Idol.” I am not the only one who thinks that this is just wrong. Simon Cowell has come out saying that he will quit the show if the plucky Indian crooner wins the top prize on AI. Cowell has said, “He’s not going to win. I won’t be back if he does!”

“American Idol” has always had those singers that aren’t very good but stay in the competition because they are dynamic or interesting. We’ve had Ryan Starr, Scott Savol, and few other little gems but they really were never as boring and monotone as Sanjaya. He initially had a good audition but you know what, since then it has been a slow train to sucksville.

Sanjaya’s fans I guess are called “Fanjayas.” I don’t know who these people are but seriously, this dude is bad. He is cute and he has a nice little story and I know he is the first Indian-American ever in the competition but all of that aside he has the personality of Dick Cheney. He also is the pick right now for Vote For The Worst which might account for him still being in the competition.

Who knows what the future holds for Sanjaya? I hope his booty gets booted next week because if he makes it one more week he is on the IDOL TOUR. So much about that is very wrong.

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So Britney Spears is trying really hard to make people forget about her last year of chubby, crazy and naked. She wants us to remember her when she was hot, wickedly famous and naked.

Her new website not only has a hot pic of Britney when she was tan and skinny, but also various well-wishes from people all over the world. You too can send your well wishes to Brit Brit and shop her Official Store!

I’m so excited. I was out of Curious Fragrance lotion and really felt the need to send Britney an email! Here are a sampling of messages of thoughts and inspiration sent to Britney’s Site.

“Stand strong,” posts one well-wisher, who signs off the greeting with “Best wishes from your fan in New Zealand,” while “A Brit fan from Spain” says, “we all miss your songs, your smile, WE MISS YOU BRITNEY!!”

Adds Laura, from Kent, U.K.: “I hope you are feeling better in yourself, i have been thinking about you and praying for you. You are the best female artist ever, all your fans are missing you and want the best for you. Relax and don’t rush yourself, we are here for as long as it takes for you to get better.”

And though Jordan H. does not identify his locale, he does want Spears to know, “Over the past few months, I’ve seen you change a lot. I just wanted to let you know that I have your back, and I’m supporting you 100%.”

So Britney still has fans…rehab is so hot right now.

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

Bunim-Murray Productions is beginning casting for the 20th — and what may be the last — season of Real World. Bunim-Murray’s contract with MTV ends after this season, and, while they may or may not renew, it seems they are hoping this twentieth season will be maybe a little less vapid and hyper-sexed than the previous, oh, fifteen seasons. Reads the release:

For Real World’s upcoming 20th season, we are searching for cast members with career and life goals that they want to pursue in a major metropolitan city.

Aspiring actors, models, dancers, filmmakers, musicians, athletes, artists, journalists, stylists, and fashion designers are particularly encouraged to apply, as well anyone else with interesting career goals and a passion to succeed.

So, basically, if you’re a drama queen with a dream, Real World wants you. Working ’round the clock to cure cancer? No thanks. Engineering a next-generation alternative-fuel vehicle? Tell it to The Discovery Channel. Do you become particularly bitchy when your Ferragamo blouse becomes wrinkled by your football-standout roommate/sometime hook-up in a late-night drunken grabfest because you were totally going to wear it to your interview with Vogue tomorrow? MTV WANTS YOU AND YOUR GOALS!

Pop culture’s summary rejection of any career path with even a marginal chance of improving the quality of life for anyone not regularly featured in Us Weekly may seem to be the most depressing aspect of this article. Not true. Here’s the most depressing part: I have aged out of The Real World. I thought it would never happen, but it did. It’s not like I ever really wanted to audition, I just wanted to know that I still could. But the dream is over. I am officially too old for The Real World. This is what adulthood feels like, I suppose. My stomach hurts.

And my depression is furthered by the comments left by the fucking fetuses who are upset that they are too young to ever have their shot at drunkenly flashing their breasts and denying their eating disorders week after precious week for a national audience.

Exhibit 1:

PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE TRUE I’LL CRY I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON THE REAL WORLD IM 15 THIS YEAR GONNA BE 16 SO WHEN I WAS GOPNNA BE 18 I WAS GONNA DROP COLLEGE OMG I FEEL DEPRESSED SERIOUSLY!! OMG nooo!! it cant im gonna send in a video!

Exhibit 2:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll be 18 in six months, and i’m totally in love with the Real World. There are so many cities to go to, PLZ, just a few more seasons.

These people weren’t even born when The Real World premiered. To them, the name Pedro is synonomous with an iconic class president candidate, not American youth’s initial face of the AIDS epidemic. They don’t even deserve to be on this show if they don’t remember how it started, when there was substance and meaning and insight and, just, ARGH.

I am so old.

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Are you one of the 80 billion people who saw 300 last weekend when it was still a movie I had honestly never in my life even heard of? Yes? Well then perhaps you are interested in these pictures of Gerard Butler, featuring the outline of his penis. Even if you didn’t see the movie and have never ever heard of him (like me!), penises are still awesome (yay!). Go penises!

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Just months after splitting from Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti (who quickly hopped into the sack with Kirsten Dunst, aspiring White House Drug Czar), the always adorable Drew Barrymore is officially dating director Spike Jonze, the ex-husband of Sofia Coppola. In a fabulous Hollywood twist, Drew’s BFF Cameron Diaz is reportedly hated by Sofia, who is rumored to have based the ditzy blonde Kelly character in Lost in Translation on Diaz (weird … I always just kind of assumed that was Britney Spears). Anyway, I adore Drew, and one of these romances is going to work out for her one day, I’m sure of it!

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S-Jo is going to star in another Goddamn Woody Allen film??

Scarlett, honey, the guy married his adopted daughter. Worse for you, he lost his fastball where film is concerned about two decades ago. I get it, you wanted to work with the Wood-man when you were growing up, but vanity time is over now. You’ve got to start doing serious work.

Let’s see what the past two Wood projects got ya:

Match Point $23 million at the box office
Scoop $10 million at the box office.

No, box office is not the only barometer of quality so let’s look at all the awards of note these films won. Still waiting? Yeah, I thought so. Yeah, Match Point picked up some silly third rate hardware that no one has ever heard of.

Let me guess, this film will be a quirky romance style of deal, hopefully one where Wood gets to bed you so the audience can cringe in horror. Stop taking his calls. It’s the decent thing to do at this point.

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This is a little soft for your morning coffee break but I wanted to chime in and I don’t think Beet and T get up for another few hours (their hair a jumbled mess).

This song is by a band called Frente, all acoustic and gooey.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have added yet another gorgeous child to their brood. Pham Quang Sang’s (first kid in the pic) adoption was made official today. Maddox and Angelina went to pick up the child who is now named Pax Thien Jolie.

I really feel like Angelina has a sixth sense about these children. Maddox is on his way to be such a cutie and Baby Z is gorgeous. I’m so excited for the new family photos.

I find it a bit weird that they have joked about “adopting enough kids for a soccer team” but if they have the money and the love it is amazing that these kids will have a loving home.

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