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S-Jo is headed to Broadway!

This is good news for a myriad of reasons; not the least of which is the idea that I’ll know her specific location for hours at a time. You can’t imagine how helpful this is on the stalking front.

Even better the article states:

Screen beauty Scarlett Johansson is in the running to play Nellie Forbush in a sexy revival of “South Pacific” at Lincoln Center.

You see that? Sexy revival! She’s bringing sexy back, the only downside being she’s clearly aligned too tightly with J-Tim’s worldviews on sexy. Plus the fact that she’s playing Ms. Forbush will keep us bloggers in jokes for weeks at a time.

I would like EvilT to take me to this. I will buy the popcorn.

Source: theblemish.com

Scarlett Johansson is in the new issue of Allure and here are some outtakes along with the published photos. They should have considered using the outtakes. It may have marked the first time
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Back in 2006, Lindsay Lohan was a raging, pantiless crackhead screwing everything in site and had more white powder up her nose than Santa Claus when he fell off his sleigh. It was during this …

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Congratulations nerdalinger, your wet dreams have come true. This month on the cover of the monthly geek bible, Wizard, your Joker or Iron Man or whatever comic book character you fantasize …

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Scarlett Johansson showed up at a Parkinson’s benefit dressed like this. At least now everyone is getting the shakes. Plus, there’s no better way to raise awareness for Parkinson’s then
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Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds wed on Saturday night at a wilderness resort outside of Vancouver in front of a small group of friends and family.
If you were planning on stopping this …

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Did I say humorless? I meant humorful. Is that a word? I don’t think so because it’s being underlined in red. I’ll have to look that up. Anyway, in an effort to generate more publicity …

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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz star in Woody Allen’s new comedy Vicky Cristina Barcelona and I don’t know the synopsis or anything, but Scarlett and Penelope have a make-out scene …

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The latest issue of Life & Style claims Jennifer Aniston had her co-star, Jennifer Connelly, booted off the Marie Claire cover shoot for their new film, He’s Just Not That Into You. Drew …

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Scarlett Johansson showed up at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala last night and pimped out her new engagement ring given to her by Ryan Reynolds. However, as always, …

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You’ve probably already heard the news, Scarlett Johansson, 23, and Ryan Reynolds, 31, are engaged.
No wedding date has been set yet - apparently they aren’t in any rush to get to the alter. …