Archive for March 9th, 2007

Ryan Reynolds is dating Jessica Biel

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds was seen on a dinner date with Jessica Biel at Babalu in Santa Monica. As you may know, Ryan broke up with his long-time girlfriend Alanis Morissette because…I forget why. I’m guessing it had to do with the fact that Alanis isn’t in Ryan’s league. Ryan is up in the stratosphere while Alanis has developed an incredible resistance to heat living in Earth’s core. She’d be much happier dating people that appreciate her anyway. Like the deaf.

Published on March 9th, 2007 in Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds

Disney doesn’t like comics

Source: theblemish.com

Keira Knightley

Sinful comics created a comic depicting Keira Knightley of Pirates of the Caribbean fame having a threesome with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Obviously, Disney is not happy about this and is considering taking the publisher to court. Part of the comic can be seen uncensored here (NSFW).

I took a long hard look at it and that’s not an accurate depiction of Keira Knightley, no way. Her boobs are ten times larger and her jaw is more feminine and she’s missing her boyish body. You can’t fool me. Another illustration has Keira sitting on top of Davy Jones. Yes, that’s right. Hot and steamy tentacle porn. God bless those artists.

Published on March 9th, 2007 in Keira Knightley