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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are totally a couple now and they are starting to look eerily similar. Jess’s hair keeps getting darker and she is sporting a rocker chick look, which is quite a departure for her. This black on black suiting ensemble is not really working for me.

Remember when Jess was a sun-kissed California goddess? I loved that Jess. She was dumb and tan and it worked for me. This dark brooding Jess isn’t really my cup of tea. They both look like they need to lie in the sun and get some serious highlights.

Has John Mayer ever watched her movies or listen to her music? Maybe those famous boobs just got him hooked, or maybe Papa Joe is throwing him some extra cash to make Jess look a little less desperate for a man.

Here are some pics of Jess as she once was.

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Jessica Simpson wants to tell you guys something. “Glub, glub. Glub. Glub glub. Glub glub glub.” Well said, Jessica.

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Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday last Friday with a white-trash themed party at her home in Encino. Ashlee wore “Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake …

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Jessica Simpson has become known as the living curse for the Dallas Cowboys. So, imagine how thrilled Cowboys fans will be to know that Tony Romo and Jessica have been shopping for diamond rings …

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You’ve seen Jessica Simpson’s underwhelming performance on Good Morning America, now see her ass. That one second upskirt made waiting outside in the sun for eight hours all worth it. At
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Jessica Simpson went on Good Morning America this morning to perform her single With You. How did it go? It was a beautiful disaster. About 30 seconds …

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Rosie O’Donnell vs Donald Trump, Lily Allen vs The Media and Amy Winehouse vs Random strangers on the street. Now add Carrie Underwood vs Jessica Simpson to that list of famous feuds. In a …

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Jessica Simpson was walking around somewhere and she looked amazing. Take note, women. If you’re hot and have big tits like Jessica, you should dress like this and just walk up and down the …

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Who says Jessica Simpson can’t act. Here she is in concert showing a wide array of facial talent. I’ve compiled a list of expressions she made. See if you can match the number to the picture: …

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Jessica Simpson was relaxing at a pool in Miami when she decided to seduce me with her ample bosom. It’s like she knew I would be staring at her. What a sexy temptress. Oh, alright. I accept …

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Jessica Simpson recently released her debut country single to a lukewarm response. Her live performance was no different. Opening up for Sara Evans Saturday night at the Country Thunder, Jessica’s …