Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

Timbaland wants to get Britney back on top of the music game and has evidently gotten Justin Timberlake on board to help him. Justin allegedly said he would work with Britney but “she’s just gotta be serious.” Timbaland says that he wants to

“Take her away, go overseas and work (it) out. I just want to hold her hand. I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin. I need Justin to talk to her. Help her, please!”

I don’t know if I really believe this story but I would like to. A hot Timbaland track with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake would really make my day. I don’t know if Timbaland could save Brit Brit from her crazy and get her back in shape but this man does do wonders with music.

Maybe he could be her mentor…like in “The Next Karate Kid.” He could be her Mr. Miyagi, teach her martial arts, run with her on the beach and give her hot dance lessons. She needs a spiritual leader and since Madonna didn’t work out so well, Timbaland is the obvious second choice.

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So Bobby Brown, who reneged on his deal with the radio station that bailed him out of jail, has paid the station back. I wonder where he got the money from since he didn’t have it last week? Well anyways the station has come up with a plan to make good of the money that came out of something, well, bad. Here it is:

Bobby couldn’t cut it, but we know you can!

We’re going to repurpose the money we got back from posting Bobby Brown’s bail and give $1,000 to 20 people who promise to "pay it forward."

We’ll hand out the cash as long as you have a legitimate need for it and promise to make the world just a little bit better along the way. For instance, say you have a broken water heater and can’t afford a new one. Tell us that you’ll read one extra book to your kids each week, and we’ll give you the dough. Use however much you want for whatever you need…as long as you promise to make a difference. You know, "Pay It Forward" (we all saw that movie, right?)

Use the form below to tell us how you would spend $1,000 and what you promise to do to make life a little bit nicer. Then, listen to The Kane Show on Hot 99.5 to find out if you’re a winner.

If you want to Pay It Forward, go to Hot 99.5’s website and fill out the apllication 

Source: seriouslyomg.com

Think it is Bobby Brown, then

Flynet Online
I don’t know about you, but their relationship creeps me out. especially after that Kim Kardashian sex tape. I hope he doesn’t have one with Whitney Houston too…eww eww eww eww eww eww…Did I say eww?

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Entertainment Tonight has learned that Prison Break star Lane Garrison will be charged with with vehicular manslaughter, driving under the influence and providing alcohol to a minor for the car accident that cause the death of 17 year old Vahagn Setian. If convicted he can face up to six years in jail. After he turns himself in today he will have to post a bail of $200,000 to get out of jail. According to In Touch Weekly, Joe Simpson will post that bail. "Lane is like a brother to Jessica and Ashlee and like a son to Joe and Tina," the insider tells In Touch. "They all feel terrible about this tragedy." A friend of Garrison’s had this to say about him, "Lane has been a wreck over this tragedy. Guilty or innocent, he knows he’ll have to live with this for the rest of his life." I am sure he feels bad about what happened, after all he is human, but he still should not have been out drinking and driving with minors. He is in his late 20’s and should know better.

Source: seriouslyomg.com

 Page Six says that Kevin Federline is asking for $25,000 to cover inside his 29th birthday party on March 21st in West Hollywood. I guess he is figuring that now that Britney is rehab and people are actually caring about him again, why not make a buck out of it. This what they magazine will get for their money, "The celebrity magazine will get its logo on the red carpet and exclusive coverage inside the club," said Page Six’s snitch. "But who cares? Everyone will have access to the red carpet. And there aren’t even any big celebs confirmed for inside the party." Sources also told us that which ever rag coughs up the cash "won’t even get a real interview with K-Fed." If I had $25,000 to cover it I would because you never know if Britney might just leave rehab to go to the party! Plus for the mags $25,000 is nothing to the magazines, don’t you think?

(photo from People) 

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John Popper was arrested by Washington State Patrol Wednesday after he was caught in a speeding car going 111 MPH on Interstate 90. John wasn’t driving, but did own the car. Who cares right? Blues Traveler sucked hard. Well, inside the Mercedes SUV officers discovered

“…a cache of weapons and a small amount of marijuana. A police dog searched the vehicle, finding numerous hidden compartments containing four rifles, nine handguns and a switchblade knife. Authorities also found a Taser and night vision goggles.”

In addition, the car had flashing emergency headlights, a siren and a pa system. The vehicle was of course seized. Popper explained all these installations were because he was afraid of being left behind in the event of a natural disaster. Also, he liked collecting weapons.

Who knew after all these years of mocking the seemingly innocuous Blues Traveler, I might have died in an “accident” from a gun 100 yards away. Seriously, 13 firearms and night vision goggles? The only people who need all that stuff in one place are Rambo and the Terminator. Even then, those guys would call this a little excessive.

Source: theblemish.com

Johnny Depp’s seven-year-old daughter, Lily-Rose, is in the hospital with an undisclosed illness. Depp was supposed to begin filming Sweeney Todd before Lily became very sick nine days ago. He and girlfriend Vanessa also have a four year old son John Jack.

It’s been an emotional rollercoaster for all of them, and he has been finding it hard keeping it together. He’s a devoted dad and is spending as much time as he can with Lily.

That sucks. For some reason this happens to Johnny Depp. The actor very few people have a problem with. The guy is content to come in, do his work and not have attention whore issues. Plus, he’s not a supposed jerk like some other lesser stars (Tara Reid). Of course, our little competition will have to be put on hold. Johnny and I have been one-upping each other’s sexiness for years.

Update: Lily has blood poisoning.

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In Touch reveals that the mystery illness Johnny Depp’s daughter is suffering from is blood poisoning. Lily stepped on a rusty nail. The wound went untreated and she developed the infection. It’s now spread through her entire body and affected her vital organs. Depp’s rep says she’s doing much better and thanks everyone for their support. In Touch, however, says it’s much more serious.

Now one of Lily’s kidneys is affected, and she is not responding to treatment in London’s Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children NHS Trust.

I’m not sure how one treats blood poisoning. I suspect it’s not like how I treat a broken heart. With gobs of ice cream and hugs. Awww. Oh and lots of internet porn coupled with vigorous masturbation.

Source: theblemish.com

American Idol executive producer Nigel Lythgoe responded to Rosie O’Donnell’s claim that the show is weightist and racist. The grating View member recently voiced her displeasure over Idol’s decision to let Antonella Barba stay when Frenchie Davis was axed. Rosie says it was because she was black and fat. Completely sidestepping the fact that Frenchie was paid to be nude while Antonella had private pictures released by friends. Nigel says,

“Ms. O’Donnell has, once again, spoken without thought or knowledge. Viewers need only look at the show tonight to realize that ‘American Idol’ constantly confirms to America that talent has nothing to do with weight or color.”

Actually, from what I hear on Idol last week, the show confirmed America doesn’t care about talent either, but that’s beside the point. It’s funny because there was this incident of Rosie mocking a certain language not too long ago. And of course she’s going to throw the fat bias in because she still receives yearly invitations to the Sumo World Cup. Rosie, I’d like to introduce you to a friend. He’s called treadmill. I believe you two met before. It was a drunken one night stand in which you rode him gently. You swore you would never do it again and it seems you have kept that promise. You two would have never worked out anyway. He told me stamina is not your thing.

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It seems with Britney Spears in rehab, there hasn’t been much interesting gossip about her. That’s why we have to travel back in time to before Britney checked into Promises. Sources tell TMZ Britney seemed out of it while shopping for clothes at BeBe.

Brit handed over her kids to the store’s salespeople so she could peruse the racks of clothes. The gal’s got priorities! When it came time to try the items on, Spears didn’t bother with a pesky dressing room — and stripped down right in the middle of the store — in front of staff and other customers! We’re told the “Toxic” singer even tried out some new dance moves for her shocked audience.

Sadly, the other customers could have never foreseen the swinging flab that awaited them at BeBe. The only solace for them was when a brave soul convinced Britney there was a cookie shop two stores over. That poor man. Not even a stopwatch could measure how quickly Britney mowed him down and ran out of there.