Lily-Rose has blood poisoning

Johnny Depp

In Touch reveals that the mystery illness Johnny Depp’s daughter is suffering from is blood poisoning. Lily stepped on a rusty nail. The wound went untreated and she developed the infection. It’s now spread through her entire body and affected her vital organs. Depp’s rep says she’s doing much better and thanks everyone for their support. In Touch, however, says it’s much more serious.

Now one of Lily’s kidneys is affected, and she is not responding to treatment in London’s Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children NHS Trust.

I’m not sure how one treats blood poisoning. I suspect it’s not like how I treat a broken heart. With gobs of ice cream and hugs. Awww. Oh and lots of internet porn coupled with vigorous masturbation.

Published on March 8th, 2007 in Johnny Depp

If Wonderland had rapists

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This is what they’d look like. ComingSoon.net has the first look at Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. It seems Depp’s Mad Hatter will be to Wonderland …

Published on November 17th, 2008 in Alice In Wonderland, Johnny Depp, Mad Hatter

Johnny Depp to play The Riddler, again, maybe

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Soon after the release of The Dark Knight rumors began spreading that execs were looking at Johnny Depp for The Riddler and Philip Seymour Hoffman for The Penguin. Possibly because people watched …

Published on September 9th, 2008 in Johnny Depp, Michael Caine, Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Dark Knight

Angelina Jolie to play Catwoman?

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Having a worldwide $440 million two week gross and being the best film of the year has gotten everyone talking about who will will play what in the next Dark Knight film. So it comes as no surprise …

Published on July 31st, 2008 in Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, The Dark Knight

Johnny Depp gets a haircut!

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I forgot how hot Johnny Depp is with short hair! Dang he looks as good as he did in the ’80s…if not better!

BTW how cool is that picture of the camera crew along
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Published on March 20th, 2008 in Johnny Depp

Did Johnny Depp give David Hasselhoff a barber chair?

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Sometimes a strange piece of information crosses my path, like the fact the David Hasselhoff and ex-wife Pamela Bach are fighting over an antique barber’s chair. Pamela obviously doesn’t …

Published on March 4th, 2008 in David Hasselhoff, Johnny Depp

Retro Rolling Stone Cover

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Johnny Depp, Rolling Stone magazine, January 10, 1991

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Published on February 26th, 2008 in I Love the 90s, Johnny Depp, Magazine Covers, Retro, Sexy Bitches

Outtakes from Johnny Depp’s Rolling Stone photo shoot

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Johnny Depp has appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone six times, once as Captain Jack Sparrow, his character in Pirates of the Caribbean, and once with his co-star in the film, legendary Rolling …

Published on February 22nd, 2008 in Johnny Depp